A battle to determines who will build better STAIRS for their EVIL LAIR! (Ganon tower reference in Ocarina of Time, and that Sombra episode)

@Chapelseed  
Alright, fair enough.

@teslakana  
nah, Asura vs Starlight Glimmer (triggered)

@Dirty Bit  
@Whiteeyes  
@Chapelseed
 
Asura from ‘Asura’s Wrath’ vs Sombra and/or Discord?

aw man, I missed the whole thing

@Whiteeyes
 
Nah, I’m good

@Dirty Bit  
I could give you Starlight if you wanted.

@Whiteeyes
 
@darklord99100
 
I might not partake since I haven’t seen much of Legend of Korra

@Whiteeyes  
on it!

@Dirty Bit
 
Ninja’d XD

Amon vs Starlight. Let’s see who’s more equal!

@Whiteeyes
 
WHO WON?
 
WHO’S NEXT?
 
YOU DECIDE!

@Whiteeyes
 
@Dirty Bit  
WHO WON!?  
WHO’S NEXT!?  
YOU DECIDE  
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ANIMATIOOOOON!

@Dirty Bit  
Sauron  
Enough!
 
In the end you are both pale imitations of me.  
When it comes to dark overlords I’m the OG!  
Conquered most of the world even after being destroyed!  
Some of the most wicked things ever I employed!  
Even slain gods did fear my power!  
You wannabes can just suck my Tower!

@Whiteeyes
 
Ganondorf:
 
You speak of originality? You’re one to talk.  
Your very appearance causes many folks to gawk.  
My defeat may be crushing, but your’s was worse.  
A mere dragon and a princess simply broke your curse.  
I was destined to ascend to the throne by my hand  
While you simply just followed a crystal’s command.  
Darkness is your cutie mark? Your talent destruction?  
That only gives your originality further reduction.  
You were better off accepting your pitiful death,  
But instead you came back to smoke some crystal meth.

@Dirty Bit  
Oh please, your not even the origional.  
Defeated so many times it’s cyclical.  
You get your flank handed to you by a boy in a dress  
And unlike me you’ve never even killed one princess!  
I had one shot and yeah I struck out,  
But you’ve lost more times than I can count!  
You aren’t even the origional villain for the heroes to despise!  
You’re just the vengeance proxy, created by Demise!  
Heck even in the Smash games you’re a clone!  
So Falcon Punch yourself and just go home!

@Whiteeyes
 
Ganondorf:
 
Fears? Ha! You entertain me well,  
But don’t think for a moment that I’m under your spell.  
You’re a pony of shadows but I’m the dark lord  
With more devastating power than you can afford  
I live through generations of blood and strife  
While you sat in a glacier and wasted your life  
My skill in the dark arts is unsurpassed,  
And unlike your resurrection, they indeed last.  
Your victory in this battle is beyond your prayers.  
You’re better off rolling down a flight of stairs.

Cryssstrals! That’s how clear your defeat will be!  
You don’t have a chance in a rap against me!  
Last of the Shadow Ponies, victor of the hour!  
Managed to defeat my princess with dark power!  
The princess crumbled to shards and the crystal heart sealed  
Nothing can counter the dark magic I wield!  
I had the courage to face down what could destroy me  
And the wisdom to not even let love bind me!  
The great dark power of a thousand years!  
Step through my door, show me your fears!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYY
 
KING SOMBRA  
VS.  
LOOOOORD GANONDOOOOORF!  
BEGIN!

I can see this being done as just a song made from Sombra’s growling and Ganondorf’s in-game (and/or smash bros) grunting and laughing, alternating.

Oh.
 
yeah.
 
I always thought of him as Pony Ganondorf, and that actually seems more appropriate now than ever.