“Nah, what you really need to worry about is the 85 proof Satyrmeistress(C) I’ve been lacing this stuff with. S’all that gets me through those brunches with that Platinum brat’s great-to-the-nth-degree-nieces.”
I need a cup of the brown stuff, the shade of an acorn
Made warm by the same source that I take my cakes from
Using a teapot, a mug or fine china
Been hooked up to IVs, need constant supplies
And a drip for my urges might verge on perverted
But for earthy brown tea, I’m certain it’s worth it!
With Sherpas who work herds and use a fresh fountain
I’ve discerned brews from Peruvian mountains
I’ve slurped up a cuppa from an elephant’s trunk
With a couple of monks who utterly stunk
I’ve had bourbons with sultans and creams with queens
And I’ve bathed in Earl Grey–I’m really that keen!
And missionaries dismiss me for my single epiphany
The diff between him and me is a simple sip of British tea!
So when times are hard and life is rough,
You can stick the kettle on and find me a cup
Verily, it is a Princess’s royal duty to drink tea :D
Too much tea? Surely you jest.
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Made warm by the same source that I take my cakes from
Using a teapot, a mug or fine china
Been hooked up to IVs, need constant supplies
And a drip for my urges might verge on perverted
But for earthy brown tea, I’m certain it’s worth it!
With Sherpas who work herds and use a fresh fountain
I’ve discerned brews from Peruvian mountains
I’ve slurped up a cuppa from an elephant’s trunk
With a couple of monks who utterly stunk
I’ve had bourbons with sultans and creams with queens
And I’ve bathed in Earl Grey–I’m really that keen!
And missionaries dismiss me for my single epiphany
The diff between him and me is a simple sip of British tea!
So when times are hard and life is rough,
You can stick the kettle on and find me a cup
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