Chara?

as I said. purple guy is pretty strong in close combat and is a little faster then pinkie.
 
evidence of this is the time he dismantled several METAL robots WITH HIS BEAR HANDS and the fact that he has to kill his victims fast because it’s during business time.
 
he’s also smarter then her because he was able to sabotage robots that were made to catch him and hide from the police for so long.
 
ether way I still think purple guy wins.

@pornpony  
Jokingly: Phone guy? I thought that was purple guy.  
Seriously: Pinkamena would still have reality warping powers, and there’s a number of ways those could make having a gun backfire, both figuratively and literally. She might go for the classic “bang” flag shtick, or maybe the gun will misfire at the most ironic time. Or maybe she’ll just have the gym all of a sudden. Whichever is worst-case-scenario.  
On the other hand, purple guy isn’t done when he’s dead, and will be perfectly capable of possessing something, likely something humanoid-ish in shape, to continue the fight. This is the point where if like to remind everyone that Pinkie kept RD’s skin for… Something. It wasn’t made clear. Maybe a terrifyingly realistic costume? Maybe to stuff like a game animal? Who knows.
 
The point is, they’re pretty evenly matched, and with either of them death can’t be confirmed as an absolute.

@Background Pony #6711  
fair play but phone guy MIGHT have a gun because he’s a guard in witch case pinkamena is screwed. that and the fact he’s a very strong guy

@pornpony  
Pinkamena has the power of having illogical powers. She is entirely capable of appearing behind him even if he closed the door, escaping from a room with no exits, pulling tools she doesn’t have out of her hair, or predict the future via Pinkie Sense.
 
With Pinkie Pie, these powers work when it’s funny. With Pinkamena, when it’s horrifying.

ok so…here’s why I think purple guy would win 1. weapons. (pinkamena)knifes and scalpels of veering sizes but for this fight let’s give her the butcher knife she used on dash mainly because we don’t see her use anything else as much.
 
(purple guy) a kitchen knife and maybe a gun because he’s a night guard but then again we don’t see him use one at all, I guess we can say that in a fist fight he would be pretty strong because he was able to dismantle four robots (with his bare hands) with little effort
 
edge=purple guy
 
2.exp with weapons. this one is a little clear cut(no pun intended). pinkamena may have more accuracy but she normally takes her time while purple guy needs to make it quick because he’s doing it during business time and in a melee fight with short blades speed will be your best ally
 
edge=purple guy
 
3.insanity. I’d say that pinkamena gets this one in the bag because while killing kids at a chuck-e-cheese and stuffing them in suits is messed up, gutting you friends alive AND using there cutie marks (witch is still skin witch ever way you look at it) to make a full dress AND use the body parts to make cupcakes witch you sell and eat is just-just…
 

 
edge=pinkamena
 
BUT (oh there’s always a but) I tend to look at insanity as a bad thing because you won’t be able to think properly if you have to much and if purple guy IS phone guy (game theory, mat pat, YouTube look it up) then purple guy is able to think properly hence as how culm he is in all the games and why HE HID THE DEAD BODYS IN SUITS so no one will find them AND keep hidden from the police for so long.
 
so in conclusion these are the reasons why I think purple guy would win in a duel to the death with pinkamena. this is my opinion not yours so if you want to point anything out go ahead.

Is helping purple guy kill pinkamena pinkamena dies Me and purole guy: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!!!!!!!!

the purple man would win

Engage the Pinkamena motherbucker.

Is anyone else getting tempted to imagine a fight scene between these two with some epic music in the background?

This picture’s good… Too bad that stupid watermark is there.