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Background Pony #8C90
@Background Pony #C8B8  
I’m sorry, but you are mistaken.
 
Twilight is Clearly a Soldier here, and Pinkie and Dash are both Scouts, and Rarity is the Medic telling them to feck off for constantly spamming the ‘Call Medic’ button.
Background Pony #36C5
Rainbow Dash and Applejack can take the challange to be a sniper.
 
But the perfect sniper in the show is Maud Pie. The rock farm is just a cover story. :)
 
Meanwhile at the sniper academy:  
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Evowizard25

I’ve never had a problem with either really. I honestly, in my own line up, I don’t have any class for Shy to do really. I kind of leave her aside and put others in their place.
 
I honestly think of AJ as the perfect Sniper. “That’s Apples, mate.”
 
Both where hats,  
You’d have to be able to be calm and patiant, which AJ knows full well being a farmer.  
Being raised in the ‘outback’ or country  
Accent.
 
Eh, weak reasons, but that’s just how I like to have fun. {I also like to make Rarity a medic, since she seems more like a support like character and how nifty her precision magic would work wonders in the surgery room.}
Background Pony #8C90
@Background Pony #C8B8  
Sniper: Take that, booksmarts!  
Sniper: Dominated, you cactus eating egghead!  
Sniper: Not so smart with your brains outside your head, are ya?
 
About as much as Twilight Sniper…
 
Medic: I healed the man who will kill you!  
Medic: The healing is not as rewarding as the hurting!  
Medic: I’m going to saw through your bones!  
Medic: That was doctor assisted homicide!  
Medic: Can you feel the schadenfreude? (Schadenfreude is when you find pleasure in the suffering of others)
 
… and Fluttermedic.
Olpert

@Background Pony #C8B8  
The point at which every side in this debate has gone wrong is to try and seriously translate the personalities of colorfull, friendship-based small horses into those of violent contract killers. It doesn’t fit to begin with.
Background Pony #36C5
Sniper: “Boom, headshot.”  
Sniper: “Snipin’s a good job, mate! It’s challengin’ work, out of doors…I guarantee you’ll not go hungry~~”  
Sniper “~~‘cause at the end of the day, long as there’s two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.”  
Sniper: “Feelins’? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings?”  
Sniper: “Blokes what bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards.”  
Sniper: “Be polite.”  
Sniper: “Be efficient.”  
Sniper: “Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.”
 
Yep, this is Fluttershy. I agree. :)