T-t-t-tia!
I want my own Tia pet.
It reminds me of the 90s.
And now you can grow a whole marijuana!
That’s not supposed to happen.
Hey, you built the world this way.
Well, yeah, but I made nettles, too.
You don’t see every pony rubbing themselves in nettles, now do you?
[Visibly covered in rashes and sores] Hiya Princess Corn!
At least not most ponies.
If you rub the needle plants all over, you get a free tickle without the need for a second pony!
Derpy-Hooves? You’re not even supposed to be born yet in this time line!
Oops! Sometimes I forget to not exist until I’m born.
Please save Dewpy Hooves! I don’t wanna go back!
I don’t… but how… ?
sigh Alright.
Anyways, you kind of just put your bird through all that just to make a pun? ONE PUN?!
Yep; and it was worth every bit setting up.
…
Well I thought it was worth it
CLEAN THE BIRD!
Okay
I could use a bath, too.
These nettles are starting to burn.
Derpy! You’re leaning on Philomena!
Never mind; forget the bath.
Background by Thehellbean (deactivated account), I claim ownership of all other art assets.
Well, yeah, she’s friends with the Doctor.
Ch-ch-ch-Chia!
wut
Understandable. Chia Pets seem to be an American commodity hardly known about in other countries.
I did use Google to look it up after writing my comment. I just wanted to point out that this was the first time in my life I heard about it.
I laughed
Google is a wonderful thing…
They’re creatures that if you give them water, plants grow. (as hair, the shell of a turtle, of other things). They’re ridiculously stupid.
I never heard of a chia pet before.
Molestia’s too young to exist yet in this timeline.
She’s not a Chia Pet.