My god, that second line of the disclaimer…
 

I want one!!

i don’t think that price is too much of an exaggeration of what that acutally costs

Forget that, I want the real one.

WARNING: Pregnant mares, the elderly, and fillies under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to 45 inches of Trixie™
 
CAUTION: 45 inches of Trixie™ may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
 
45 inches of Trixie™ contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
 
Do not use 45 inches of Trixie™ on concrete.
 
Discontinue use of 45 inches of Trixie™ if any of the following occurs:
 
* itching  
* vertigo  
* dizziness  
* tingling in extremities  
* loss of balance or coordination  
* slurred speech  
* temporary blindness  
* profuse sweating or heart palpitations
 
If 45 inches of Trixie™ begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
 
45 inches of Trixie™ may stick to certain types of skin & fur.
 
When not in use, 45 inches of Trixie™ should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of 45 inches of Trixie™, The G&PT Incorporated, and its parent company, TiBP Fireworks Industries, of any and all liability.
 
Ingredients of 45 inches of Trixie™ include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Equestria, presumably from outer space.
 
45 inches of Trixie™ has been used by Equestrian airships against the Griffin Empire.
 
Do not taunt 45 inches of Trixie™

Do not manhandle and/or panhandle. Store in a cool dry place.

@PonyPon
 
Always elusive, that context

Ah, there’s that pesky context.