On the bright side you’re a villain with style now.
And a palatable colour scheme; black/red is just too cliche.
The great and powerful Trixie disagrees.
That’s because I’m pretty enough to be a non-villain.
Exactly
I’d be a main character if I wasn’t so interesting.
Be forewarned. The black/red/green character is not a threat; it’s the bald guy.
Fate dictates that the protagonist will defeat them eventually.
- or when the show ends after 4 seasons with no decent ending.
Amorphous villains are the worst; moreso than deus ex samurai.
Now we both do contract work for a living.
You’re coming on the show?
I have been proven to be a formidable corndog vendor. One that even Samurai Jack cannot defeat.
Wow. Life threw you a curve ball,didn’t it?
All I want is to take over the world and sell corndogs. Is that too much to ask?
Yeah; it kind of is.
Why do these kids try to usurp other people’s kingdoms when you can just mow a lawn?
Good point.
W-would you l-like a corndog?
I may as well.
40 bits.
WHAT?! I - here you go.
This is the best job ever.
He does wear it better than Celestia.
Though, I don’t think the colour suits you. A bit of orange would do good.