“Cheesy, get the swatter.”

@justus  
He did hate springs at first, until Coily the spring sprite taught him a lesson. Maybe it worked too well.

@justus  
Or even make friends.

@Minshi Woods  
Surprising that a guy that easily impressed with springs was able to get married.

@Beau Skunky  
The guy rambling about springs, yes. Mom and I love RiffTrax.
 
Wait…were you two thinking I was talking about Mike, Kevin and Bill when she whispered “Oh, shut up”?

@Minshi Woods  
You mean the guy in the actual movie short, right? Not the Rifftrax crew?

@justus  
To be fair…even I was sick of the guy’s ramblings.

@Minshi Woods  
Some people don’t appreciate good comedy.

@Beau Skunky  
They actually showed this short before “Sharknado” at RiffTrax Live in 2014, and when they get to the part where the guy keeps jabbering on and on about springs, my mom whispers “Oh, shut up already.”

“So one clod says one thing, and then the whole world pays?”
 
“My Tomogochi seems ok.”

@Minshi Woods  
Where does coily fit into God’s plan for us?

@justus  
Look! God has a spring!

@Minshi Woods  
Spring loving bastard.

Coily? Ew.

@Beau Skunky  
Only with Yoshi’s help.
 
“More grey asses!”

@HighRollerHydra  
He is when you get a star, I recall.

@Beau Skunky  
I’m not sure Baby Mario can be considered “Super”…can’t even save himself from Kamek’s Toadies when he gets knocked off and starts crying over and over.

@HighRollerHydra  
Many prequels have come out after sequels. (Just look at Zelda & Star Wars.) It’s not that unusual.
 
Also, in Japan it actually is titled Super Mario: Yoshi’s Island. So the American title does kinda make more sense, because it was the second SNES Mario game, and has some similarities to SMW, (even uses many of the same sound effects.) despite starring Yoshi, and basically starting Yoshi’s own series.  
Kinda like how Wario’s first solo spinoff game was oddly titled “Super Mario Land 3: Wario Land.” They were still tied to the Mario series, sense they starred Mario characters. (In Japan the title just lacks the #3 oddly.)
 
Interestingly, also in Japan, SMW was originally titled “Super Mario World: Super Mario Bros. 4.” Though, this was an opposite case with NOA cutting out the sequel subtle for the American release instead of adding one.

@Beau Skunky  
Nintendo’s weird. They did call the entire prequel of the Mario series “Super Mario World 2”.
 
“I own your ass, fat boy! Get back here!”

@monolyth  
Seeing how Mother 1 finally got an official Virtual Console release as “EarthBound Beginnings,” then it’s “EarthBound 3,” as far as I’m concerned.
 
Plus I’d like them to avoid that numerical confusion the Final Fantasy series had in the US with FF2 & 3.

@Beau Skunky  
Earthbound 2 :3

@monolyth  
I already quoted that.
 
Nice Earthbound 3 ghost avatar though.

You’ll be the first to die!

Well, I don’t have to fix the couch, so eat me.

Look, it’s coily’s army of darkness!