@Trilby Pony
 
I need a Michael Bublé’s cover.

@AH96  
If there were only some clue as to his identity.

Her arch-nemesis would be The Sobercolt, who forces ponies to quit drinking.

@Trilby Pony  

@Trilby Pony  
Bravo, my good pony, Bravo.

@Trilby Pony  

@Trilby Pony  

Berry P- I mean, Cider Mare ur drunk…. Go home

“Look out, here comes the Cider-Mare!”

@Dreamsicle  
Cider-Mare, Cider-Mare,  
Bringing Cider everywhere,  
Carries casks, any size,  
Keeps away the fruit flies  
Look Out!  
Here comes the Cider-Mare.
 
Is she drunk?  
Listen bud,  
She’s got point-oh-nine-nine blood.  
Can she soar through the air  
Take a look over there  
Hey, there  
There goes the Cider-Mare.
 
In the chill of night  
Cider’s out of the clime?  
Like a streak of light  
She arrives just in time.
 
Cider-Mare, Cider-Mare  
Friendly neighborhood Cider-Mare  
Wealth and fame  
She’s ignored  
Drinking is her reward.
 
To her, life is a such great big fun  
Where there’s drinks for everyone  
You’ll find the Cider-Mare.

The Hero Ponyville deserves.

“oh, but i drank it all”

Just your surly neighborhood Cider-Mare!

I remember when several friends and I would go to the pub every Friday night. We actually got to know the guy who delivered cider to the pub. We started calling him Cider Man. Within a couple weeks we had re-written the classic Spiderman cartoon theme song for him.

 
Oh yeah! That’s my pony.

Drunker than your uncle at Thanksgiving!  
More inebriated than a Demoman during Oktoberfest!  
Able to drink tall beer steins in a single gulp!
 
It’s CIDER-MARE!

“Thank you Cider-Mare! We’d be lost in sobriety without you!”
 
@Tetrominon  
That was hilarious. [Applause]

Look! Down there in the gutter!!