okay uh… mister rich sir I know your intentions are good but, no no sir money is not the problem. yes we are private investigators, mister rich, but no, no my mother is a seamstress not a whore, it’s just, mister rich, please calm down mister rich.
 
it’s just our agency focuses on missing persons, and stolen possessions. psychadelic soul sucking video game pseudodimensions burning the cutie mark right off by use of what appears to be a branding iron shaped like a roman numeral are sort of out of our league, mister rich. I recommend you start by disposing of that particular video game console after a malfunction like that. what’s that, she’s a perfect beautiful diamond– yes sir we acknowledge that, and we know how she must have her needs met but perhaps you should focus on the cutie mark instead of her video game needs
 
no sir. no, you are not being charged for this call. sir? sir?