And no, we’ve been over this many times. Golems and other summoned friends do not count. Well I think they count.  
After all you did say make some new friends. I couldn’t resist. Oh come on, that was funny!  
If I had my pet android he’d laugh at it as I programmed him to. Hahaha! Beep boop! Why thank you, SweetieBot.  
sigh …It’s going to be a long beep boop. I mean- Princess Celestia?! So where’s the real Princess Celestia!?  
Oh boy. Ah heard the Princess was in Manehattan; ah was wondering how Princess Beep Boop got back so quickly.  
Princess… Beep Boop? That means Applejack’s a robot, too! I knew it! Rainbow Dash is robot!  
Those barrel rolls were too perfect, and now she said beep boop- What? No, I- Is discord a robot?  
My stare never worked on him; but then again he never said Beep Boop Augh! Fluttershy said it too! But you said it, too.  
I don’t see what the fuss is about; if I was a robot it would explain why I never bathe but smell like roses anyway.  
This isn’t right. NONE OF THIS IS RIGHT! Search high and low! One of us must be a real pony!  
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Ugh. All this time spent on a set of androids to simulate a conversation should I ever wander into Ponyville, and the AIs become self-aware.  
That’s just great. I guess I may as well head to Ponyville and do this the hard way.