XDDDD

@lasty  
[applause]

Say, do you remember that mare Luna next door? Well, she always was the main palace clown.  
Like the time she hiked my tail up and she took those color photos and posted copies all over town.  
Or the time that she poured ground moon rocks in my joe, or those wacky prank nightmares that disturbed me so.  
What a crazy mare Luna was, always foalin’ around!
 
Boy, what a joker, what a funny, funny horse.  
I’ll never forget about Luna, but I’ll still try, of course.
 
Say, do you remember when mane wouldn’t wave, ‘cause Lulu gave me cement shampoo?  
And hey, how ‘bout the day she put Ben-Gay on my throne cushion and kept it there all day with some glue?  
All those laxative cakes, all those missing floorboards,  
All those nightmares she made where I dated Discord.  
Lulu, it’s true, it was a laugh a minute with you!
 
Boy, what a joker, what a funny, funny horse.  
I’ll never forget about Luna, but I’ll still try, of course.
 
Some other ponies say it’s mean, but they need to get some thicker hides.  
Remember when she plucked my feathers clean? Well, I laughed so hard I thought I’d died!
 
Say, do you remember when I broke in Luna’s room, while she slept her bright afternoon away?  
And I put her in some concrete with a bunch of fire ants and some honey and tossed her in the bay?  
If that sounds homicidal, don’t get too forlorn.  
That stuff prob’ly won’t kill her, she’s an alicorn.  
If they find her, then I’m sure she’ll say I got her good!
 
Oh, boy, what a joker, what a funny, funny horse.  
I’ll never forget about Luna, but I’ll still try, of course.  
Oh boy, what a joker, such intense hilarity.  
Luna won’t forget about Celly. She shouldn’t’a screwed with me.  
Should not have screwed with me.
 
(.text ni llew sa krow t’nseod gag sihT)

time for silicosis

@Stardust-Wayfinder  
Alicorns get a whopper of a CON save. She’ll be fine.

But ground-up moon rocks are pure poison! RIP Cave Johnson.

All my yes, upvotes galore

She’s got a few centuries of pranking to catch up on.

protons, neutrons  
I drank a rock from the moon  
got shocked once, shocked twice  
let’s see what it can do

Hmmm…  
Yeah, I think she might have noticed.

I like the idea of Luna being the “annoying younger sister” when it’s only her & Celestia around.

@Background Pony #CC6D  

Here comes the cancer.

Haha, that’s great.