Wow; I kinda wish I organized my fridge. Oh Alpha Egghead, how does one organize their fridge? Stop calling me that.  
I have stopped caling you that; but it hasn’t reorganized my fridge! Uh… do you at least know the basics?  
What’s in the dairy box, for instance? Uh… hm. Whoa What?  
There’s a cow in my dairy spot. Should I…? Never mind. What about your vegetable crisper? What?  
It should be the bottom-most shelf. Okay; I see it- Kill me. But friendship is magic …And the other one?  
Rainbow Dash, let me out. But I want you to be the ice Princess Elsa one day. Try putting me in the freezer.  
I can’t believe I didn’t think of that. Is this even your fridge? Where are you? In the snowy mountain range?  
What?! Where are you? I checked behind from older cider flasks I had; and I found the source of all the cold.  
What is it? What is the source of all cold? I see it now- It’s your love life!