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Background Pony #741E
Don’t worry, guys, there’s a perfectly reasonable way out of this…
just wait until your large intestine eventually ruptures from the buildup of feces and you both die a slow and painful death from blood poisoning! yeah.
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Phantom Rider
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).

You are already booped.
@Background Pony #BDED  
I was about to say something sarcastic, but just in case you’re serious… there are hotlines for this. Call one. Now.
 
(If you’re not serious, what I was going to say is: “Cool, can I have your stuff? Also, I can’t believe your BP designation ended up being “BDED.” You can’t make this up.”)
Background Pony #FC44
@Registered Anon  
Perhaps it is the other way around then? If you poop in your sleep you poop in your dream?
 
Also in my defense there was definitely something off about my system at the time. Thankfully this is not as bad as it would seem to imply.
Registered Anon
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Squirrel - Had a squirrel badge before it was cool
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Drama in the comments
@Eeveeinheat  
A while back, I actually had a dream within a dream like that. In my dream within a dream, I wet the bed while conscious. I was about to get up and clean up, but then I woke up, finding out it was all a dream and I hadn’t actually wet the bed. Then I woke up again shortly after, finding out that was a dream, and I hadn’t actually wet the bed. Another difference was that I was clothed in both layers of dreams, but in reality, I wasn’t.
Thaecrasis

They would make great politicians…they’d always be spewing horse shit from their mouths
 
(sorry, once I thought of that joke I had to post it xD)