“omg she touched my boob!”

@Background Pony #4A2D  

 
The next best thing is so far removed that it basically doesn’t matter at all, but thanks anyway.

Remember bronies, 18 year old twilight sparkle pussy is something you will never have, but if you play your cards right at your local library, you just might be able to get the next best thing someday.

@Background Pony #0D8F
 
bitch lasagna

yes is me who put it!Background Pony #0D8F

this in english! normaly i use my vois! so deal with it!

@Background Pony #0D8F  
Can someone translate this into English?

@Background Pony #0D8F  
Winner winner chicken fejita

@Background Pony #0D8F  

celestia say to her - this is for the day you your lovely guy and you better know all this book by heart if you want make please! and you are a sexy girl more the you think twilight and i wish for good luck! 1 years later of become princess twilight fond be in love with flash and one night she fond the book celestia give for her 18 years first she put book in her cheate but were looking for a other book fond this and now read this to be ready for her night with flash! say to her self she need ready! …why i not start it yet…oh right this night were princess be give this first i think is a joke but now i know now is not a joke! ….stupid me! oh stop say this twilight you got date with flash and is 42er date and this time i with losse my …veginity! come on twilight you can do it! spike is with rarity help her for her new project! starlight be with trixie for crystal empire magic show! so i be all alone with flash! celestia look her and say finaly she use it! well i better let her all alone! luna say you know she fond love and give this for this! celestia say yes but i know this book by heart and for the love of twilight flash sentry he revel he feel to me before she become a princess but flash fear she dont love him but cadence say she will love him and i tell him twilight will become a princess and if you want love her you mose learn to protect her!

@BigBadSeed  
And blood. And bloodlust. And lust.

I just realized, red (like Celestia’s skirt) isn’t a color we see very much in the show, besides Big Macintosh obviously.  
I think we need more of it. Red is the color of passion!

Legal!

@sIDsleeper  
Makes sense, especially if you’ve read the kama sutra.

@sIDsleeper  
giggity

@Chocolots  
Oh, don’t you fear my friend, she’s going to blow for sure! #futamagic

Not even giving her a chance to blow out her candles.

@Bhazor  
Trixie will be the first behind Celestia wearing fake glasses and a mustache to try and hide the fact it is her.

Oh Twilight. You think that’s awkward. Wait till you see the queue behind her.

@Cae  
It’s like a wet dream come true!

Her dream cum true.

That evening, Celestia treated Twilight to a special screening of “Loving Annabelle.”

Forget yuri and yaoi. The bond of teacher and student is really the purest.

@Background Pony #A6B8  
And that leaves us with the question if there’s actually a high school level, or if it’s straight to collage after Cheerilee.