A: Fu- I just finished paying for the last window, dammit!
C: How many?
A: Sigh Three. ‘Leave,’ ‘Me,’ and ‘Alone.’
C: They sound nice!
A: … Come to think of it, that glass was triple-reinforced. How hard did you hit it?
C: Yes! Blood slowly dripping from broken nose
A: … Should I call the paramedics?
C: Very!
2 years late, cartoon logic.
C: How many?
A: Sigh Three. ‘Leave,’ ‘Me,’ and ‘Alone.’
C: They sound nice!
A: … Come to think of it, that glass was triple-reinforced. How hard did you hit it?
C: Yes! Blood slowly dripping from broken nose
A: … Should I call the paramedics?
C: Very!
Maybe he waxed the floor first.
You know it’s always bugged, as funny as it is, how the heck is anon strong enough to push a super strong magic princess horse out the door?
Anon: (hits the brakes…glares) …You do realize that crashing into the driver’s side window would be detrimental for me making friends, don’t you?
Celestia: …I didn’t think of that…
Anon: You owe me a new window…
Nowhere is safe. Make some friends, dammit!
Excellent XD
Carl: Yeah, I just lost peace and quiet! What do you need? What do you want? Can I not go one day without dealing with you animals!?!