Spike: rushes into the bathroom What??? What is it??? Are you alright???
Rarity: S-spike….
Spike: ???
Rarity: shows Spike a little white stick
Spike: …………….. i-is this real?
Rarity: shakes head
Spike: Are you sure?
Rarity: I’m….. not….. sure
Spike: Well, should
Rarity: Spike, Spike starts fanning herself I don’t think I can do this again
Spike: Okay, okay, calm down. We’ll just go to the doctor and double check
Rarity: Oh but Spike I’ve been moody and gaining weight, I know this is happening again! I don’t know if I could go through this entire thing for a third time. Claire’s still a toddler, Turquoise is still a baby
Spike: Hey, hey, hey, let’s just go to the doctor’s and see. Okay?
Rarity: Okay…. right…. you’re right.
Turquoise: nibbling on Spike’s spikes
Claire: Daddy?
Spike: Yes Claire?
Claire: Is Momma okay?
Spike: She’s fine.
Claire: Is she having a baby right now?
Spike: Wait….. what? Did you hear Mommy and I talking?
Claire: shakes head We waited outside the doctor’s when T was born right? Isn’t this the same thing?
Spike: O-oh, well….. no, this isn’t the same.
Claire: Oh…
Spike: She’ll be okay though. I promise.
Rarity: comes out of the office
Spike: sits up How’d it go?
Rarity: sits in front of Spike and let out a relieved sigh I’m not pregnant
Spike: chuckles Congratulations? kisses her cheek
Rarity: Well, you know I’d love the baby anyways but I really don’t think I’m ready for another now
Spike: I know smiles
Claire: You’re not having another baby Momma?
Rarity: No I’m not sweetie pulls Claire to her side You and T are my only babies for now
Claire: Then why are you so moody and getting bigger?
Really? They’re turning me old. That last one wasn’t good for my weak heart. HNNG!