Lol

@kircher  
I guess.

@biohazard  
LOL

@kircher  
I remember on one of Letterman’s early NBC shows, he mentioned that one of his favorite sounds of summer was ‘fat people getting off of naugahyde furniture’.
 
He then had a fat person (Captain Haggerty) come out and demonstrate.

@wildrook  
Did somepony say EEnE thread? ;3

@prince elusive  
I imagine it sounds like that sticky noise when you are sweaty and sit on a leather sofa.

Celestia: Shush. My yeast is rising.

The only abridged series I’ve ever watched was by an independent artist with clips from The Matrix, so:
 
Hungry, Hungry Hippos!  
–I want a TV dinner now!  
–We don’t have any.  
–He’s lying, sir. He ate all the TV dinners.  
–Have him hanged. Nobody eats my food. Everyone else come with me.  
–We are special!  
–Where are they going?  
–To a puppet show. For little kids. But we can’t go because we’re not special.  
–The special ones go over the bridge!

LISTEN TO THE WARM

Molly stop. I can only be so naked.

“But Princess what are we going to do about the headcrab zombies?”

How can you hear nudity?

Heheh. X3c