Rape- Whomever is in love with Twilight. Task is impossible and will help stall for time, or at least numb the rape. Failing that, Sunset. She’s the only one in the room who has actually done anything wrong and we know she’s tough enough to recover
Kill-Luna. Letting her die to save two innocents is what she would want you to do. Failing that (because of Rape), Sunset.
Marry- Trixie. She’s done literally nothing wrong in her life and has never signed up to defend Equestria. She should be kept out of harm’s way at all costs. Failing that, Sunset.
Strategy- Think this up as fast as possible, then spend remaining time cracking defenses.
Most important point- If that fails, phrase the answer in hypothetical, suggesting that she believe this to be a prank, but if it were real, THIS would be her answer, never even suggesting that you are giving him a real answer. This forces the choice back on to the kidnapper. She is not telling him what to do, he is choosing to do it. If he chooses to torture them all to death anyway, you gave him something he could choose to be an answer, but didn’t. He’s obviously trying to get you to force him to kill. This puts all responsibility back into his hands, where it belongs, and might actually force him to see his actions for what they are.
“If I have to pick somepony to kill… I pick YOU! So you can either let my friends go, or you can take the next two minutes to write your will. Choose wisely.”
For one, choose to rape whichever one of them loves Twilight back. While he’s trying to deal with the Logic bomb of how one is supposed to ‘rape’ a consenting partner, find him with a search spell, then teleport to him and splatter him all over the nearest wall.
Twilight: I refuse to play this sadistic game of yours. All three mares in that room are precious to me and I would never want to see them get hurt, and you ask me which one I would spare? No. I’m going to play my own game. It’s called “Twilight saves everyone”. I will find them, I will save them, and I WILL FIND YOU!
@PonyPon
But what about the people that find fun in poking holes in the guys plan?
If the guy add a short comment like “oh yeah, the room is magic proof”, then it would make slightly more sense, but since the guy never mentioned it, it just makes him look like an idiot for not thinking of ways to stop 3 unicorns-One the Princess of the goddamn moon - from breaking out. Or the consequences of kidnapping and Killing/raping said ponies.
also, comments saying that a certain type of comment ruins fun ruins the fun
I don’t the guy remembered that all 4 of them can use magic. In fact, Luna is the princess of the night. She could just burn the guy to a crisp. Sunset and Trixie can teleport themselves out, or Twilight could do it.
Plus, if something bad happened to luna, im sure the nation wont take to kindly to it. or clestia, who she could just send his ass to the moon.
Discord can do it. :D
Well, that marry and rape part is pointless in the case of Twilight. It would make more sense to choose who should survive or something.
Fuck Trixie, Marry Luna, Kill Sunset.
Rape Luna: Idk what to say about this. She could probably handle it.
Kill Sunset: If it’s going to save Trixie, I’d do it twice to you. Your plan was worse than shrowding the land in eternal night.
Wat.
Sounds good to me! Really, who could take on these four at once?
This isn’t SCP-173 dude! xD
Rape- Whomever is in love with Twilight. Task is impossible and will help stall for time, or at least numb the rape. Failing that, Sunset. She’s the only one in the room who has actually done anything wrong and we know she’s tough enough to recover
Kill-Luna. Letting her die to save two innocents is what she would want you to do. Failing that (because of Rape), Sunset.
Marry- Trixie. She’s done literally nothing wrong in her life and has never signed up to defend Equestria. She should be kept out of harm’s way at all costs. Failing that, Sunset.
Strategy- Think this up as fast as possible, then spend remaining time cracking defenses.
Most important point- If that fails, phrase the answer in hypothetical, suggesting that she believe this to be a prank, but if it were real, THIS would be her answer, never even suggesting that you are giving him a real answer. This forces the choice back on to the kidnapper. She is not telling him what to do, he is choosing to do it. If he chooses to torture them all to death anyway, you gave him something he could choose to be an answer, but didn’t. He’s obviously trying to get you to force him to kill. This puts all responsibility back into his hands, where it belongs, and might actually force him to see his actions for what they are.
Also, NEVER STOP LOOKING!
This!
^this
Jigsaw: What?
Twilight: I refuse to play this sadistic game of yours. All three mares in that room are precious to me and I would never want to see them get hurt, and you ask me which one I would spare? No. I’m going to play my own game. It’s called “Twilight saves everyone”. I will find them, I will save them, and I WILL FIND YOU!
I agree!
But what about the people that find fun in poking holes in the guys plan?
If the guy add a short comment like “oh yeah, the room is magic proof”, then it would make slightly more sense, but since the guy never mentioned it, it just makes him look like an idiot for not thinking of ways to stop 3 unicorns-One the Princess of the goddamn moon - from breaking out. Or the consequences of kidnapping and Killing/raping said ponies.
also, comments saying that a certain type of comment ruins fun ruins the fun
Yeah, goodness forbid anyone who got this far would be smart enough to think of those things, or be too evil to care about the backlash.
I swear, these ‘everything-proof shield’ comments do nothing but ruin the fun.
Just pointing out the guys massive flaws
if that makes you feel better.
Plus, if something bad happened to luna, im sure the nation wont take to kindly to it. or clestia, who she could just send his ass to the moon.
This guy never thought his plan through did he/
Impossibru!
Discord can do it. :D
Well, that marry and rape part is pointless in the case of Twilight. It would make more sense to choose who should survive or something.