Principal Cinch did not need magic to pose a threat - kinda like how Wilhuff Tarkin didn’t need the Force to commit one of the most heinous acts in the history of the galaxy.
My first time to ever draw Principal Cinch.
Working Music: The Imperial March
Rarity: Everfree… They’re at Everfree.
Midnight: You heard her, destroy Everfree!
Cinch: WAIT!!
Gunner: Commence primary ignition.
Death Star fires superlaser, cut to a lakeside house and guy working
Worker: Phew, four years of landscaping, but I think Mrs. Cinch finally has a summer home to be proud of! Hey a laser…
Superlaser hits Cinch’s summer home and destroys it
Cinch: Sparkle! EVERFREE!? What the hell? You’ve been to a graduation party at my house for Faust’s sake!
Midnight: Inhales through her teeth in regret Sorry…
Edited
Kek.
Don’t ya think we kinda jumped ahead? :P
Teacher: We’ve analyzed their strategy, Principal, and there is a danger. Should I have your vehicle standing by?
Cinch: Evacuate? In our moment of victory? I think you overestimate their outcome.
I read all that in Leia’s voice, including the copy & paste line :)
Captain Jim: Admiral!
Admiral Larson: Yes, Captain?
Captain Jim: I think we’ve got something, sir. The report is only a fragment, from a Google spider in the Booru system, but it’s the best lead we have.
Admiral Larson: [growing impatient] We have thousands of Google spiders searching the interwebs. I want proof, not leads!
Captain Jim: The visuals indicate life readings.
Admiral Larson: It could mean anything! If we followed up every lead…
Captain Jim: But sir, the Booru system is supposed to be devoid of human forms.
Darth Faust: You’ve found something?
Captain Jim: Yes, my Lady.
Darth Faust: That’s it. The Bronies are there.
Admiral Larson [annoyed] My Lord, there are so many uncharted sites. It could be SJWs; it could be furries; it could be…
Darth Faust: That is the system! And I am sure Sparkle is with them. Set your course for the Booru system!! General McCarthy, prepare your men!!
(It felt like we needed some “Rebels” in here.)
Rarity: I’m surprised that you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself.
(Yea, I know, that was a lazy copy & paste. Couldn’t think of anything clever to say)
Cinch: You don’t know how hard I found it, signing the order to put you in detention for the rest of the school year.
Rarity: I recognize your unique smell when I came onboard.
Yeah, for what she represented in the Friendship Games, Cinch pretty much was Tarkin-levels of scary. I can also imagine that, if she could get away with it, she too would blow up Canterlot High School with a superlaster, or at least have two under performing Crystal Prep students beheaded in front of the others to serve as motivation
Call me crazy but that would definitely sound like something you hear in the Star Wars universe, if more women were allowed to be grand moffs I mean.
Hell, I heard weirder names before…