@AaronMk  
Unfortunately, that sounds a lot like some of the other PCP stories I’ve heard too. You know, you turn on the morning news and they’re talking about a dude who tried to rip his own eyes out of their sockets or girl who used a power drill to screw her hand to a wall. For some reason, the PCP stories are all ridiculous like that.
 
Having tried angel dust at a party in Florida… I don’t really see how the stories all end up that way. The only explanation I can possibly come up with is that they’re snorting a metric ton of the stuff,  
whereas a couple lines just made me feel super float-y for a couple hours.
 
Drugs, man.

@Joseph Raszagal
 
This reminds me of a story I heard at work.
 
||  
For about a year now I’ve been working at Home Depot and there’s a story that comes up now and then of a store out in California. As it goes there was a man who came into the store and went over into mill works. While there he picked up a saw and began trying to saw off his arms. He went deep enough to get to the bone on one arm before changing hands and trying to work off the other.
 
He didn’t hit any arteries, but I guess there was enough blood it was beginning to pool into the next aisle when people actually noticed. He got stopped and they had to call emergency services.
 
They believe he was on PCP.||

@Scrounge  
To be fair, I’d be very concerned if I saw someone attempting to fist their throat. That’s some “I’d better dial 911” stuff.

@Scrounge  
just a tad, I think.

@Greenjack  
I can’t rub dirt on my lungs. My hand won’t fit down my throat.
 
…That may have come out wrong.

@Scrounge  
Rub some dirt in it and walk it off ya big cry-babby.

@Greenjack  
You make it sound like wanting to breathe is just being a wuss.

@Scrounge  
That’s just the oxygen deprivation talking, you’ll get over it!

@Joseph Raszagal  
I want to argue with that, but I can’t.

@Scrounge  
Then the hug is clearly quite effective!

@Greenjack  
If I’m not getting oxygen to my brain, I won’t be doing much deep thinking.

@Scrounge  
when you think about it a chokehold is really just a really intense hug.

“I suppose I could murder you and cuddle your corpse.”

@TyroneBiggums
 
Deep within the magical prison of the satanic wood, Majora’s spirit screams eternally as the power of Epona’s love over-rides and misconstrues its will.

epona’s wish overides the Mask.

All “Majora’s Mask” is is the moon wanting to nuzzle the Earth, except it’s just too destructive, but the moon is lonely and naive.

Cuddling with THE MOON