Subjects of Equestria! We are pleased to kick off the Nightmare Night Festivities and the 14th anniversary of the return of our beloved Princess Luna! Join us in celebration!
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Commander Sparkle

Hey, Donovan, you have anything to drink?
 
Yeah, its in the fridge.
 
Hey can you get me a glass of malk?
 
I can’t get you some malk, but I can get you some ‘milk’.
 
Uhhhh…that’s what he just said…
 
No, he’s saying it wrong.
 
Say Milkshake.
 
Milkshake.
 
Now say Milk.
 
Malk. :3
 
JUST GIVE HIM THE FREAKING MULK!
 
Inside voices, Donovan.
 
Sorry Dad… my white friends…
 
You’re not even saying the same thing!
 
MALMUUUULLKKKKALKKKKKKKKULLLLKKKMALLLLUUULLLKKKK!
 
WRAUUGHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHH! Just shut up! Shut up!!!
 
pulls out a gun and cries
 
DONT DO IT JOSH!
 
WAIT, YOU’RE GONNA SHOOT ME FOR SHOOTING MYSELF?! HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK?!
 
the others turn their guns on themselves
 
I can’t handle the stress!!!
 
You’re like a brother to me Josh!!
 
all three cry
 
And then, we all pull the trigger. All of us.
 
No way Josh. We aren’t recording that…
 
Why?
 
Its just… so dark…