“I hate Mondays. Hate them with a passion. I wish that I could remove them from our calendars but Noooooooo! Twi said it would be ‘evil’ to do that. And Princess Luna was more than upset when I proposed her the idea because Monday was her favorite day of the week because it was… Moonday. Moon. Day. Get it? Ugh. What should I do Sunburst?”
“Uh, finish your coffee?”
“It’s my third one this morning and I still bummed by this day.”
“What about… an espresso for a change?”
“What do you think I just drank?
“Wow. Uh, are you feeling okay?”
“No, Sunburst. I don’t feel fine. I feel like going back in time and destroy every proof that Monday exist.”
“… Please don’t do that. Please?”
“We would be Tuesday then. Or Wednesday?”
“Right. Or… Starday?”
“… Let’s do this!”
“Gah! No Starlight! No!”

The silicon chip inside her head
Gets switched to overload
And nopony’s gonna go to school today
She’s gonna make them stay at home
And Twilight doesn’t understand it
She always said she was good as gold
And she can see no reasons ’cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be shown?
Oh oh oh

(Tell me why) I don’t like Mondays
(Tell me why) I don’t like Mondays
(Tell me why) I don’t like Mondays
I wanna shoot-ooh, the whole day down