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Walks in on the situation
Me: Geez, AJ, what’s with all your hate against other fruits apart from apples? Did a fruit basket kill your parents or something? Oh no that’s ridiculous, it was clearly me that-
Notices AJ pointing the gun at me
Me: Ahh…should’ve kept my mouth shut, TOODLES!
Teleports
fucks off
Got yerself a deal! Why, we made a killin’ as far as sales went yesterday. Guess we can afford these discount apples.
Ow…. You asked for it!
(used magic wedgie spell)
focusing and…the trees become Ents, and begin to walk away.
Huh? Didn’t see that one coming.
Grown ups are talking!
Anyway, I’d usually be stingy about this, but to being in the royal harem, I have plenty of goods, so I’ll let you off with a discount. And another discount for giving me blood twice.
(teleports behind AJ)
[in mocking voice]Hi sugarcube.
Hmm, I s’pose that will suffice, and hay! The pomegranates are all gone now!
Ah, the stress is just melting away~
We can settle this like rational and sexy ponies, right?
I have a pretty decent stash of apples left over from my home town before the genocide kicked in. That enough, AJ?
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(runs like crazy)
OH COME ON, I GOT HALF OF THEM BACK TO APPLES!
Ur gettin’ punished…
(uses device)
It’s working!
(half become apples the other half pomegranates)
…….
Oh come on, I need some time to readjust the fruit transformer.
I may be a unicorn but I suck with spells.
Nightjack! Do it now or I swear to Celestia…
Oh come on, I’m sure you can sell the bananas for a high price to Molestia, she loves them.
YER GONNA CHANGE THEM BACK, NOW!
I’M SORRY, I DON’T KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED, I COULD OF SWORN IT WOULD WORK!!
GET BACK HERE YA VARMINT!