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Shinning. We’re going to have to talk.  
To your sister.  
And your wife.

…I’d take up the offer.

So what are you going to worship BOOKS

I mean, you gotta understand here. I need my Twilight Time, and I want to know that I’ll be getting what I need tonight. If you cannot sell me this image of Twilight so that I can have a night worth my while, then I can just walk back to the station and get a train. It’s alright, I would much rather play games than NOT get my Twilight Time. I mean, are you getting me here? I’m throwing down the checks and they’re there. Are you picking them up?

I don’t know… The image isn’t selling it, Bro. I mean, I could, but what’s in it for me, you know? Are you gonna cuddle me like Twilight would? Are you gonna scream your brother’s name like Twilight would, and then promptly regret it and feel ashamed? I mean, really, what’s going down? How can you sell me this image so that I can get a satisfying night?

…  
yes?

Here we go again  

I don’t think Cadence will like this

So does your Wife know about this?

This is the strangest…

@Prof.NightJack
 
Dun dun DUNNNNNNNN!

@Heroine Addict  
You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with… a Herring!

@Archonix  
Oh, sorry, I was unaware that it was against the rules not to have romantic or sexual attraction to Twilight Sparkle. Whatever shall I do to atone for this grievous error on my part?

@Jarkes
 
Shining?! What the heck are…Oh. Cadance’s idea? Yeah, that explains a lot.

How about you ditch the silly getup and just be my knight?

@Heroine Addict
 
WHAT?!
 

I think before long the difference between you and Twi will become very apparent.
 
But I’m cool with that.

No thanks. I didn’t actually want to get with Twilight in the first place.

“And before you ask, this was Cadance’s idea.”

Want a corn dog?