Equestrian Soldier: Your majesty, the counties of Baltimare und Everfree will provide the resources needed to outfit the Equestrian Army, but we must defend them from the Griffons.
 
Princess Luna: Princess Celestia! I have bad news for you. You see, it is I who should rule all of Equestria! Kneel before the night!

@Solitude
 
Let that which was red now be blue, sayith the Lord! For mine is the program, the coding and the admin. Wololo.

All right, let’s do this.
 
I - Tribal Age. When ponykind first set hoof on the Equestrian continent, their old hatreds followed them. As long as the earth, unicorn, and pegasus ponies refused to work together, they could only scrape out the most meager existence. Players in this age are restricted to basic defenses and resource gathering.  
II - Founding Age. Only when the three tribes learned to cooperate could ponies begin to tame the land. Primitive communities gave way to permanent settlements, and the leaders of these young cities were eager to establish their power. This age unlocks the first tier of mainline military units, as well as more advanced economic functions like farming and trading.  
III - Alicorn Age. The unity of the tribes brought forth a new kind of pony: the alicorn. With the princesses Celestia and Luna now managing Equestria’s natural cycles, the populace was free to pursue greater ambitions. In this age, players receive more powerful units, including healers, spellcasters, and siege weapons, and can expand their empire by building Castles and additional Town Centers.  
IV - Chaotic Age. Equestria’s growing prosperity did not go unnoticed or unchallenged. The appearance of legendary villains like Sombra and Discord spurred new innovations in technology and martial techniques. This age gives players access to mighty heroes, terrifying monsters, and the most sophisticated artillery, while advances in industry can make a town’s economy almost completely self-sustaining.  
V - Harmony Age. After bringing peace to Equestria, Princess Celestia was inspired to unite the land once and for all under her reign. The few warlords foolish enough to oppose her were met with magical weapons unlike any seen before or since. Players who reach this age can research unique technologies to break a late-game stalemate or bring the war to a swift end by building a Palace to win Celestia’s favor.

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Damn, this style is neat.