A feverish battle high up in the Blueblood’s Revenge masts left Prince Blueblood wrapped up in his jolly roger glaring at the business end of a sword wielded by his nemesis, Spike the Dragon. The notorious pirate captain sat backed up against the ship’s mast, his azure eyes capped with brows fixated on his foe’s weapon. Prince Blueblood’s knees shook in fear as he cowered beneath his enemy.

Blueblood.

Blueblood: You wouldn’t hurt a harmless sea merchant like myself, would you Spike?

Spike smirked.

Spike: HA! Harmless eh? I’ll let you live…

Blueblood let out a sigh of relief, his knees ceased their trembling.

Spike: If you say you’re a Princefish!

Spike finished.

Prince Blueblood grimaced at the thought, remembering the humiliation he experiences when face to face with the crocodile, who thinks he is a Princefish.

Blueblood: I’m a Princefish.

Prince Blueblood relented.

Spike: Louder!

Spike egged on.

“I’m a Princefish!!” Prince Blueblood repeated, loud enough to excite his reptilian nemesis lurking out of sight in the waters below.

Spike tossed Prince Blueblood’s sword and turned to his friends as they began taunting. “Blueblood is a Princefish! Blueblood is a Princefish!”

As Spike’s back was turned, the villainous Prince Blueblood seized the opportunity to strike and swung his hook wildly at his foe.

At that moment Rarity yells.

Rarity: Spike look out!

With his quick reflexes, Spike opened his wings and jumped out of the way, hovering just out of Blueblood’s reach. Having been carefully perched on the yardarm, the failed attack launched Prince Blueblood from the safety of the ship. Prince Blueblood plummeted down to the sea waves screaming as the water rapidly drew closer, “AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!”

Unfortunately for Prince Blueblood the waves weren’t the only thing drawing near. The crocodile stared up excitedly at the quickly approaching meal! Prince Blueblood flapped his front hooves frantically as he hind hoof first, Blonde mane and tail rippling in the wind upon his descent.

The crocodile began swimming backwards with his jaws opened wide in order to get into position for his air delivered dinner. SNAP! SPLASH! Prince Blueblood crashed into the awaiting maw of the crocodile. The pair splashed violently into the sea, while Blueblood’s jolly roger floated gently to the water’s surface.

All was calm for a moment. SPLASH! Prince Blueblood flew from the surface of the sea. His jolly roger covered his head, preventing him from seeing as he desperately called out to his firstmate Jackpot Metal, “JACKPOT METAAAAL!” The frightened Prince Blueblood scrambled blindly across the sea’s surface, his hind hooves, keeping him topside. His mane was disheveled and most of his tail missing. Again he yelled to his first mate for assistance, “JACKPO-” SNAP! Blueblood’s scream was cut off as he unwittingly sprinted straight down the crocodile’s gullet, the crocodile grinned at Blueblood’s delicious taste.

Prince Blueblood continued trampling down the behemoth reptile’s insides, colliding with its rear. Having realized where he was, Blueblood turned around and bolted for the exit. The crocodile was stunned as Prince Blueblood burst out of his mouth cradling the clock that gave the crocodile his signature ticking, only it was ringing wildly in Prince Blueblood’s grasp.

Prince Blueblood flung the rattling clock back at the advancing crocodile and began swimming for his life. The crocodile swallowed the ringing device and shook off the impact, with a smile he quickly relocated his prey.

The crocodile gained on Blueblood with blistering speed with his mouth wide open, hoping to engulf his delectable target. The terrified pirate captain turned back only to stare straight down The crocodile’s throat. With the crocodile’s jaws flanking him, Blueblood screamed for help, “JACKPOT METAAAL!!” His legs were halfway down the beast’s gullet and his bare chest glided along the rushing seawater.

As his prey seemed safely within grasp, the crocodile cracked his jaws shut SNAP! but the agile villain leaped just out of reach. Blueblood pawed across the water in a frenzied yoga-like form with his savory rump stretching to the sky for all to enjoy. But the resilient reptile hadn’t given up yet and surged for another bite SNAP! The crocodile clamped down hard on Blueblood, luckily Blueblood caught the crocodile’s jaws with his feet and his stretched out legs, locking open the beast’s maw.

“JCAKPOT METAAAL!!!”, Blueblood cried out in desperation. His hind legs were in a complete split, preventing the crocodile from devouring him. He began flailing his front legs through the water in a futile attempt to escape the crocodile, his bare chest exposed to the air. With Blueblood’s feet seated firmly in his top and bottom jaw, the crocodile swam as fast as he could, hoping Blueblood would lose his footing so he could finally enjoy his meal. “JACKPOT METAAAL!!!” Blueblood screamed as he swam fruitlessly, only inches from becoming lunch.

The crocodile finally had enough, deciding to shut his jaws on the terrified Prince Blueblood. Creeeeaaakk, his jaws groaned as he fought Blueblood’s hind legs. SNAP! The crocodile’s maw crashed shut, sending Blueblood flying straight out. Prince Blueblood skipped across the sea swells, his voice cut in and out as he called out to his firstmate Jackpot Metal “JACKPOT METAA-AA-AA-AA-AA-AA-AAl!” The crocodile snapped as his delectable meal skipped off into the sunset with Jackpot Metal rowing furiously after his captain and beating the crocodile to him and Jackpot Metal pulls his captain Prince Blueblood into the long boat rows back to the Blueblood’s Revenge while Spike and his friends board a British ship that takes them back to Equestria.

My little Pony Friendship is Magic ©Hasbro Studios

Tick Tock Crocodile ©Disney

Models and Maps used:
[DL] SFM-fixed Blueblood
TooL’s Pirate Hook
Corvidius’s My Little Other Ponies V3.1
The King of Lizards!‘s [VJ] Animals SNPCs
GM_Boarded
Saltinnee’s Sea of Thieves Props Pack
Durpy🐦’s PPM/2 - Customizable Pony Player Models