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Ginger_Fig
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Does any pizzeria still offer that “30 minutes or free” deal?  
I know it was big about 20 years ago but most places dropped the offer because too many of their drivers were crashing or getting busted trying to make their delivery deadlines.
DanielTepesKraus
Greatest Poster in the Board -
GREEN - TALK TO ME
Nightmare in the Moon - Had their OC in the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends

will return
Maybe I’m crazy, but Scootaloo working as a pizza delivery horse sounds like a fucking hilarious setup for an episode.
 
Like, can you imagine if she had to deliver a pizza to Ahuizotl or something? She gets there and he comes out and she’s terrified, and so he takes the pizza and is all like “Now you’ll get what’s coming to you” all ominously as he reaches under his bling… and pulls out cash to pay her in full plus a tip.
 
Then Scootaloo’s like “You’re actually paying me and letting me go?”
 
Then Ahuizotl gets offended at the implication and goes “I’m evil. Not a jerk.”
 
Then Daring Do bursts in, sees this, and goes “I’ve spent the last week searching for your evil lair and fought tooth and hoof to get in here! How the heck did the pizza delivery pony find it unscathed in under 30 minutes?!”
 
Then Scootaloo gets all excited like maybe this is her destiny, looks at her rump, and… nothing. Cue sad Scootaloo face.
 
Then Ahuizotl pats her on the back and is like “Don’t feel bad, here have a slice.”
JP
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Rainbow Rocks 10th Anniversary: Sonata Dusk - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Rainbow Rocks!
Nightmare in the Moon - Had their OC in the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Solar Guardian - Refused to surrender in the face of the Lunar rebellion and showed utmost loyalty to the Solar Empire (April Fools 2023).
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
King Sombra - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of The Crystal Empire!
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!

I miss the show so much
Don’t you dare to order a pizza delivery to your cloud castle, Dash…
 
why am I doing this?