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But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks?  
It is the east, and Elusive is the sun.

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Tall Tales

A very good joke.
 
Elusive’s eyes are nothing like the sun;  
Coral is far more red than his lips’ red;  
If snow be white, why then his fur be dun;  
If hairs be wires, plum wires grow on his head.  
I have seen roses damask’d, red and white,  
But no such roses see I in his cheeks;  
And in some perfumes is there more delight  
Than in the breath that from Elusive reeks.  
I love to hear him speak, yet well I know  
That music hath a far more pleasing sound;  
I grant I never saw a princess go;  
Elusive, when he walks, treads on the ground:  
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare  
As any he belied with false compare.
bigladiesman
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Speaking Fancy - For helping with translations

El retorn de Jan
My Miniature Equine… This is the best spoof of the title I’ve seen after My Lidl Brownie (I think only Europeans will get this joke…).