@Nyax  
>landing face first on Twilight’s flank  
>abuse
 
Where do I sign up?

@King Sombra  
Don’t question cartoons . . . like the same way we don’t question Pinkie. XD

@Ameth_City  
Which also begs the question on how do these freakin portals actually work?
 
But you know. Cartoons.

@Background Pony  
Spike didn’t really walk through the portal, he jumped in it. Which probably made him go a little too fast while going through it. Plus wasn’t spike supposed to come out of the portal first since he jumped in the portal after Twilight?

Didn’t they walk through the portal? I mean Twilight just walked out of the portal, though wobbling on two legs. So how was Spike launched out of the portal?
 
Right, I should stop over analyzing.

he was pulled by the gravitational attraction of her flanks

@MeshGearFox  
Where have you been these past… 6 months?

See guys? I knew they would come in handy at some point.

Well at least he had a soft landing on Twi´s plot. XD

reminds me of that certain GIF

@TexasUberAlles  
It’s called substituting your reality with my own.

@Crowley  
@anonymous-pony  
That whooshing sound overhead was the joke flying by. Shame you missed it, it was a pretty funny one.

@MeshGearFox  
Take a seat, son. And pay good attention because I’m only gonna explain this once. You see, when a boy and a girl likes each other very much, they go on something called a play date. And on that play date, they usually go to the park and play in the sandbox. And when the day is done, the girl will ask the boy for some ice cream (now remember this son because this part is extremely important). She wants the ice cream in a cone because if you don’t use a cone, then it won’t taste as good. But you also have to have napkins. Napkins is what keeps the ice cream at bay. If you forget the napkins, then she’ll end up being covered in ice cream. And if she’s covered in ice cream, God punishes her by turning her into an alicorn.
 
And that, my boy, is how Twilight Sparkle became an alicorn.
 
Now everything makes sense…
 
Forever.
 
:)

Would’ve been something if he’d bounced back into the portal.

@Nyax  
Not as alive as the Twiabuse, judging from the trailer.

@MeshGearFox  
… … …really?

WOAH WOAH WOAH What the hell, Twilight becomes an alicorn in this movie?

Unintentional nonconsentual

Good to see the spikeabuse is alive and well.

Hehehe. That adorable little wingflap.

@soundtea  
It can be kinda hard to tell when someone’s joking, what with having Spike handle a couple of heavy books being called “hideously cruel treatment”.

@Itsthinking  
Then the show should stop using them.

@Itsthinking  
I didn’t say anything about the makers hating Spike. Just saying he’s always getting knocked about.

@soundtea  
FiW “jokes” have never been funny.

@Itsthinking  
Learn to take a joke.