DD: What did I say when we got here?  
TH: Don’t touch anything?  
DD: And what did you do?  
TH: dodges arrow Whoa! I had to go to the bathroom, OK?!  
DD: You didn’t have to do it in the sacred bathing pool of the chief priestess!  
TH: Sorry! I didn’t know!  
DD: Five years. It took me five years to earn this tribe’s trust and you bungle it up in ten seconds. Now I’m never going to get to see their ancient texts. Of all the stupid, ignorant, thick-headed idiots! I oughtta wring your scrawny little-  
TH: Do you think it can wait until we get out of here?  
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Since Trenderhoof travels for work, he needs someplace really exotic to go to for vacation. However, not everyone is as forgiving of his cultural insensitivity as Applejack is. Oh well, nothing like running for your life from angry tribal ponies to make you appreciate the little things.
 
Special thanks to :iconraycrystal: for the fire tutorial I used for the torches. I think I should have done them both at once instead of doing one completely and then the other. The right one doesn’t look as good.
 
I changed the color of Trender’s shirt to give him something a little more suited for the jungle.
 
 
Cutie marks courtesy of hawk9mm and lahirien