@Inkan1969  
Queen Chrysalis: Funny, I just saw that same thing happen in a movie, Invasion of the Pokémon Snatchers!  
Shining Armor: You did?  
Queen Chrysalis: I DECLARE IT ANOTHER LIE! KIDS, PREPARE TO DESTROY THIS BIG…. FAT…. UGLY…, oh shoot.  
Princess Cadance: They’re back!  
Grogar: Well, Well, Well, look what we have here.  
Grogar, Cozy Glow, King Sombra and Queen Chrysalis from the past are seen on a giant robotic monster  
Spike: I know you four were the ones who made the robotic monster!  
Flurry Heart: growls  
Sandbar: Why did you make that terrible robotic monster?  
Cozy Glow: This is my daddy’s newest invention.  
Yona: That is your dad’s invention?  
Past Queen Chrysalis: He calls it “The Grow your own Monster Robot”!  
King Sombra: One single lie from someone and the robot grows!  
SilverStream: That no good robot.  
Gallus: Those no good villains!  
Smolder: They’ve gone to far!  
Ocellus: Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Bob the Tomato, Larry the Cucumber and Junior Asparagus will stop you!  
Discord: That’s what she said!  
Grogar: We already took care of those pesky ponies and their puny talking produce pals!  
Princess Luna: What do you mean?  
Cozy Glow: We had hire five more villains to capture those stupid ponies and their wimpy talking produce friends!  
the lights turned on to reveal three villainous ponies in black pony wear, three Kylo Ren-like helmets and three dark capes, a limbless Plankton from SpongeBob and a small faceless phantom in the shape of a small asparagus  
Queen Chrysalis: in anger What did those five villainous sidekicks of yours do to The Princesses of Harmony and three of the Soldiers of God?  
King Sombra: This will answer your question!  
the three Kylo-Ren like ponies carried a big burlap sack, inside it the three of the Soldiers of God and The Princesses of Harmony who struggling to get out and screaming for help, but their screams of help were muffled due to them trapped in the burlap sack, there was also something else inside the burlap sack as well  
Princess Cadance: RELEASE THEM RIGHT NOW!  
Pony Kylo Ren #1: As you wish! Ready Pony Kylo Rens #2 and #3.  
Pony Kylo Ren #2: Yes!  
Pony Kylo Ren #3: As ready as I’ll ever be!  
the limbless Plankton and the small asparagus shape-like faceless phantom joined in  
Limbless Plankton: On three!  
Pony Kylo Ren #1: One!  
Pony Kylo Ren #2: Two!  
Small asparagus shaped-like faceless phantom: deep male voice Two in a half!  
Pony Kylo Ren #3: THREE!  
the five villainous sidekicks toss the burlap sack with the victims inside to the ground while Grogar, Cozy Glow, King Sombra and Past Queen Chrysalis watch with sinister smiles on their faces. The burlap sack with the victims inside began to fall to the ground but Princess Luna, Princess Cadance and Baby Flurry Heart arrive with a mattress so that would cushion the burlap sack with the victims inside’s fall, once the burlap sack with the victims inside landed safely on the mattress, the burlap sack opens up to reveal Princess Celestia, Starlight Glimmer, Trixie Lulamoon, Sunburst and nine dolls that look like Twilight Sparkle, Bob the Tomato, Pinkie Pie, Larry the Cucumber, Fluttershy, Junior Asparagus, Rarity, Applejack and Rainbow Dash tumbling out of the burlap sack  
Princess Celestia: Whew! It was so hot in there I was starting to sweat.  
Starlight Glimmer: I know right?  
record scratches  
Princess Cadance: Wait a minute, you’re saying that you two along with Trixie Lulamoon, Sunburst and nine dolls that look like Twilight Sparkle, Bob the Tomato, Pinkie Pie, Larry the Cucumber, Fluttershy, Junior Asparagus, Rarity, Applejack and Rainbow Dash were in the burlap sack the whole time?!?  
Princess Luna: Something smells fishy!  
Grogar: laughs maniacally Join me Shining Armor.  
Shining Armor: horrified I don’t wanna join you!  
Grogar: No one told you that you would have your birthday party at Disney World!  
Shining Armor: That’s because I wanna have my birthday party at Chuck E Cheese’s, and also how did you know that I was going to believe that we would go to Chuck E. Cheese’s for my birthday party?  
Grogar: Because I am your sister.  
Shining Armor: concerned Sister? What sister?  
Twilight Sparkle: while pulling off her Grogar mask to reveal her face Your little sister!  
Shining Armor: stutters Twily?  
Spike: Princess Twilight Sparkle?!?  
it all came crashing down as everyone found out. Grogar is revealed to be Twilight Sparkle in disguise, Cozy Glow is actually a robot controlled by Bob the Tomato, King Sombra is actually Pinkie Pie in disguise, Past Queen Chrysalis is actually Rarity in disguise, the three Pony Kylo Rens are actually Fluttershy, Applejack and Rainbow Dash in disguise, Limbless Plankton is actually Larry the Cucumber in disguise and the faceless phantom is actually Junior Asparagus in disguise, the nine friends got off their robotic monster and got on the mattress  
Shining Armor: Sooo what do you all should decide what I should say to my sister and my brother-in-law?  
Discord: There is one thing I know what you should say.  
Shining Armor gets on the mattress  
Shining Armor: sadly Twilight, Bob, I’m really sorry for destroying your TV, your laptops and peeing on your bed.  
Twilight Sparkle: Aww Shining, we know they were accidents, we wish you would have told us right away.  
Shining Armor: I thought you both would be angry at me.  
Bob the Tomato: Look Shining, if you remember what Junior did something by accident, you would learn that same thing.  
Shining Armor: Will you two ever forgive me?  
Bob and Twilight hug Shining Armor  
Twilight Sparkle: How can we ever say no you meddling older brother of mine?  
Pinkie Pie, Larry the Cucumber, Fluttershy, Junior Asparagus and Rarity: Aww!  
Applejack and Rainbow Dash: Eww, give us a break!  
Pinkie Pie: Oh you silly girls.

Is that a blind bag?

@Valiant_Effort  
Yes, but you see, when I play Shadow President and nuke the middle east, because that’s how I solve problems quickly, I still lose the game. Some things are not the correct way.
 
Maybe you can turn it into a fanfic.

@Silent Wing  
What it’s how I’d do it.
 
(I get its a kid show but it would have made a hell of a story)

@Ryodraco  
Leave it to Trixie to be the only unicorn in Equestria that thinks spells work by orally chanting their activity, and then denounces it working as a “learning process.” Top notch!

@Ihhh  
That’s debatable. I know children, smart little babbies, that don’t understand the show in the slightest.

“Teleportation spell GO!” was one of the funniest repeated gags I’ve seen in a while on the show. Trixie’s voice acting was just perfect for it.

@Valiant_Effort  
This is a kids show. You know that, right?

@Valiant_Effort  

When this episode aired I was really hoping this was a kidnapping leading to a political assassination by changling loyalist to eliminate equestrian influence and support from the neo-changing kingdom. <sigh>

That’s what you get for leaving combat to the bard.

Rap- bag

@laofuzi  
that’s also the fact that she used to use smoke bombs and run

@northern haste  
She has to be at full ego capacity and not panicking if she wanted to teleport outta there!

not surprising Trixie can’t teleport

Well, either we die suffocating in this bag or get our organs harvested for larvae feed!

We have the elves and Black Pete. Now we need a Santa.

@Daneasaur  
Oh, Jack, you miserable clever jerk. XD

@Silent Wing  
They should’ve dded you to the wanted list.

@SeraphimDawn  
It’s how I steal other bronies’ plushies.

Stealin’ Ponehs

@Daneasaur  
XD God damnit! I love that meme!

PUT THEM ON TRAIN TRACK!

In this episode, Pharynx bags himself two mares at the same time.