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KennyC
Nightmare in the Moon - Had their OC in the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
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@Greenjack  
I’ve had my boss help me a few times and the few bosses that have helped me where good(and I’ve had like manny)3 general Managers like 4 asst managers(our current one is about to retire I thank)and like 2 hiring managers(the current girl we have doing it now was hired off the street and in like a year she went from line runner to cashier to asst hiring manager to hiring manager god I fucking hate this place
Greenjack
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

@KennyC  
The absolute worst however is when your boss decides things are busy enough to warrant him jumping in to help. I don’t know about you, but my boss is the worst dishwasher we have.
Greenjack
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

@maverick159  
This one Easter I went in to work with three two-liter bottles of ultra-concentrated instant coffee. since I have a dish washing job in a banquet hall all it meant was that after a while my coworkers left me to man most of the machine on my own.
ArgentBanner

@maverick159  
Hey, I can’t claim that I don’t love the coffee myself; I grew up with it, and these days I have to have something like 2-3 cups or I devolve into some kinda zombie. It sounds like you found some strong stuff and drank it black on an empty stomach. I’ve come pretty close to being that level of wired, but I just wind up in a really nasty haze. Tried a Red Bull once; I’m still not sure how I got home alive.
maverick159
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.

Y'all are stupid!
@ArgentBanner  
i had to call my sister to take me home (which wasn’t easy with my hands shaking like a motherf*cker), after some hours i was back to normal. a whole liter of coffee can do to me what five bottles of whiskey will ever do. but no matter what, a day without coffee is a incomplete day to me. maybe i’m addictive but i don’t have an explosive mood like everyone think, actually i’m the most calm in my house, go figure
Mildgyth
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@maverick159
 
Far from that; when tea became too associated with the British (around the time of the war of independence), coffee became the most popular hot drink up there.
 
@maverick159
 
If they have a specific one that is; i’ve always figured most couldn’t tell us apart from the other Hispanics.
maverick159
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.

Y'all are stupid!
@Meanlucario  
i heard that europeans think we’re all naked indians, just like how they found us in the year of 1500, that’s what my geography teacher said in 2009
 
however, my stade (Parana) has the hypothermia stereotype where we can’t even support 86 °F (in our case 30 °C) or else we would die because of the heat. and y’know what? they’re right, exept for the “die” part
maverick159
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.

Y'all are stupid!
@KennyC  
in the way of stereotype the states, like for example: in São Paulo you get lung cancer, or in Acre they have dinosaurs, Amazonas’s population are only Indians. the list goes on and on
ArgentBanner

@maverick159: I have too much blood in my caffeine stream right now, please try later.  
@Bobthedalek: That is why the ideal morning fix is to fix things to where you get up at 1:00pm.