Green Eggs and Ham, only this time; Butterscotch shipping edition. love it <3

@Twifan  
Come on now, give it a write.  
Try it! Try it! And you might.

Alright, alright. I got this.
 
http://pastebin.com/Pirp1a8T

@JargonScott  
I could not, would not, ship with Eris!  
I could not, would not, ship in Paris!  
I could not ship him with his vet!  
Such a thought makes me quite upset!  
I can not ship him with ones so tall,  
The Princesses would make him look small!  
To ship with friends would be traumatic!  
(And Butterscotch is already problematic.)  
Not with changeling drone, or dog with bone.  
Not with half goat, just leave him alone!  
No Discord, nor prince, nor faithful pet!  
I would not ship them on a bet!  
Not with a shield! Not in the field!  
Not with himself! Not with yourself!  
I would not ship him with a shy!  
I would not ship him with a fly!  
I would not ship him here or there!  
I would not ship him anywhere!  
I do not like to ship butterscotch!  
I do not like it, Jargon Scottch!

This ate my comment.
 
I love this picture and I love this thread.

@Twifan
 
So no Discord, but what about Eris?  
A lovely date in pony Paris!  
…although that may be at a loss  
She couldn’t control her chaos  
We cant’ ship him with his pet,  
So how about Scotch and the town vet?  
It seems you’re not keen on self-cest  
And no prince, so how about a princess?  
The one of moon, or the one of sun  
Either of those could be quite fun  
Maybe something of a different flavor?  
Something we could all savor  
How about a rule 63 mane 6?  
There are quite a few, take your pick.  
Maybe something different for a change,  
We could ship him with something… strange  
How about a changeling drone?  
Or a diamond dog that wants his bone?  
How about the creature that is half goat?  
That one probably has my vote  
But if that is not your game  
Would you ship him with a plane?  
We can go standard or express  
But we’ve got to ship him with the best

@JargonScott  
Ship with Discord? I will not hear it!  
I can not ship him with a spirit!  
I can not ship him with a prince!  
That very thought would make me wince!  
I would not ship him with his pet!  
I would not ship him in a net!  
Not with a shield! Not in the field!  
Not with himself! Not with yourself!  
I would not ship him with a shy!  
I would not ship him with a fly!  
I would not ship him here or there!  
I would not ship him anywhere!  
I do not like to ship butterscotch!  
I do not like it, Jargon Scottch!

@Twifan
 
Poor Scotch doesn’t need to be alone  
and it doesn’t have to be a pone…  
We could ship him with that chaos spirit!  
…but some people would not wish to hear it

@Twifan
 
This is why we need the ability to favourite comments. _{Or at least send something nice to the commentors.}

 
I would not ship him with a shy!  
I would not ship him with a fly!  
I do not like to ship butterscotch!  
I do not like it, Jargon Scottch!

Would you ship him with a prince?  
Would you ship him with his pet?  
Would you ship him with a shield?  
Would you ship him with himself?

Jargon are you writing a book? ;o

Would you ship him with someone who’s really white?  
Or a very pink pony with a big appetite?

The blue one who so fly.