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I’m gonna fix this for ya!
There… It’s the best I could do. Be cleaner next time.
That’d be pretty stinkin’ awesome.
I did, it got buried by reference.
New one:
I AM CONCERNED FOR YOU HEALTH SIR. YOU SHOULD CONSIDER ANGER MANAGEMENT BEFORE YOU HAVE AN ANEURYSM.
““YOU MOROOON, YOU ARE NOT TO QUESTION MY ORDERS! WHEN I SAY JUMP, YOU JUMP! WHEN I SAY FIGHT, YOU FIGHT! WHEN I TELL YOU TO DIE FOR YOUR COUNTRY THEN YOU WILL CERTAINLY DIEEE! HAVE I MADE MYSELF CLEA-AH?
Why don’t lead the way? Make Lead Drill Instructor Gunnery Sargent Random Pony proud!
That drill sergeant’s wearing a tag that says Random Pony. That’s kinda funny.
“Sir, Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness, Sir!”
“A MMMM?”
“Sir, yes, Sir!”
All the random censoring and wordplay made this extra hilarious.
Drill Sergeant: “Who said that? WHO THE F*CK SAID THAT?! Who’s The Slimy Commode Of Sh#t Twinkle Hoofed Trowelsucker Who Just Signed His Own Death Warrant?! Nobody, Huh? The Fairy Fu+king Godmare Said It! Out %ucking Standing! I Will PT You All Until You Fuc^ing DIE! I Will PT You Until Your @$$holes Are Sucking Oatmeal!” walks up to Flash “Was It You, You Wimpy Looking Duck! Huh?”
Flash: “Sir, No Sir!”
Drill Sergeant: “You Fucking Waifuless Sh!t! You Look Like A Draconequus! I Bet It Was You!”
Flash: “Sir, No Sir!”
Shining: “Sir, I Did It Sir!”
“What side was that!?”
“Left side, sir!”
SLAP!
“What side was that!?”
sobbing “Right side, sir…”
YOU LITTLE SCUMBAG! I GOT YOUR NAME, I GOT YOUR ASS!
Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?! Who’s the slimy little changeling shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?! Nobody, huh? The Fairy fucking Godmother said it! Out-fucking-standing! I will P.T. you all until you fucking die!
AAAAAAAARGH
YOU CALL THAT A WAR FACE?