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I love Frosted Mini Wheats. Sure, they’re basically sugared cardboard, but the crunchy texture and explosion of milk when you bite into them is a joy.

My love, however, does not extend to their terrible, awful, unfuckable mascot. I cannot accept that the company responsible for Tony the Tiger and Toucan Sam took one look at this lazy turd of a mascot and thought. “Love it. Can’t wait for the furries to lewd it!”

This is unacceptable, and while I am not one to normally take actions for the sake of my community, since that sounds like work, I am making an exception in this case. I call upon my followers to write down your suggestions for a new mascot for Kellogg’s Frosted Mini Wheats!

Here are the guidelines:

It has to be a cartoon animal. It’s freaking Kelloggs, for crying out loud! Sure, they took a misstep with Snap, Crackle and Pop, but we must not falter just because they did.
How many female cereal mascots can you name? That’s right. None! Is this supposed to be acceptable? Of course not! Kelloggs, you had the opportunity to bless us with a female mascot when you gave us Mini Wheats, and failed. We shall not, however. The mascot must be female.
While it’s only really necessary to suggest what kind of animal to pick, you do not need to stop there. What’s the cereal’s iconic tagline? Something to challenge “They’re GRRREAT!” and “Trix are for kids!” And how about the character’s name, or choice of outfit?

This is it. Your chance to save Western Civilization from collapsing under it’s own ennui. Come July, I will gather all your suggestions and let my Patrons vote on the winner, which will get a design by me.

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I love Frosted Mini Wheats.  Sure, they're basically sugared cardboard, but the crunchy texture and explosion of milk when you bite into them is a joy.

My love, however, does not extend to their terrible, awful, unfuckable mascot.  I cannot accept that the company responsible for Tony the Tiger and Toucan Sam took one look at this lazy turd of a mascot and thought. "Love it.  Can't wait for the furries to lewd it!"

This is unacceptable, and while I am not one to normally take actions for the sake of my community, since that sounds like work, I am making an exception in this case.  I call upon my followers to write down your suggestions for a new mascot for Kellogg's Frosted Mini Wheats!

Here are the guidelines:

1. It has to be a cartoon animal.  It's freaking Kelloggs, for crying out loud! Sure, they took a misstep with Snap, Crackle and Pop, but we must not falter just because they did.

2. How many female cereal mascots can you name?  That's right. None!  Is this supposed to be acceptable? Of course not!  Kelloggs, you had  the opportunity to bless us with a female mascot when you gave us Mini Wheats, and failed. We shall not, however.  The mascot must be female.

3. While it's only really necessary to suggest what kind of animal to pick, you do not need to stop there.  What's the cereal's iconic tagline? Something to challenge "They're GRRREAT!" and "Trix are for kids!" And how about the character's name, or choice of outfit?

This is it. Your chance to save Western Civilization from collapsing under it's own ennui.  Come July, I will gather all your suggestions and let my Patrons vote on the winner, which will get a design by me.

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Everyone gets to make suggestions, and then my patrons will vote on which one they want as the winning entry.

Well then. Time to take this prompt off the deep end. In the same vein as Tony the Tiger and Toucan Sam, I propose the new mascot be… Mindy the Mink (because I wanted something with MIN in there, because it goes with mini).

And just because, have a cheesy commercial to go with it.

[Scene opens on a beach. A pair of unnamed kids look out across the water with concern at a distant figure.]

Unnamed Girl: “Oh no! Billy is in trouble!”
Unnamed Boy: “He doesn’t have the energy to make it back to shore!”

[Cut to Billy, slowly sinking into the water.]

Billy: “Why didn’t I have a better breakfast?”

[Cut to lifeguard stand, where a cartoon Mink named Mindy (wearing a bright red one-piece swimsuit typical of female lifeguards) is eating a bowl of Kellogg’s Frosted Mini Wheats. She sees Billy and leaps into action, running towards the water in a manner that suggests all the marketing executives in charge of decision making still have fond memories of popular 90’s TV series Baywatch. She dives into the ocean and swims effortlessly towards the drowning child.]

Mindy: “Kellogg’s Frosted Mini Wheats are filled with essential vitamins and whole grains, giving me energy when I need it most.”

[Mindy dives beneath the waves and emerges with Billy in tow.]

Mindy: “And they also have a delicious frosted layer that all kids love!”

[Cut to Mindy pulling Billy onto the shore.]

Unnamed Girl: “Is Billy going to be ok?”
Mindy: “He will be after a delicious bowl of Kellogg’s Frosted Mini Wheats!”

[Billy, Mindy, and the unnamed children all laugh as a voiceover launches into the usual “part of a balanced breakfast” spiel.]

Mindy: “Kellogg’s Frosted Mini Wheats. Sweet, small, and always satisfying.”

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