arnbo be like  

Monologuing is good. Cater to her massive… “ego”.
 
Buy more time for the others.
 
TRUST IN RARITY!

At the mention of monologuing, I thought of the Incredibles XD
 
@40kponyguy
 
I’m thinking more of a ponified and anthro’ed Crimson Viper, sans the glasses and other gimmicks.
 
@LuminoZero
 
Not to mention giving the party on the receiving end incentive to rebel, or at least pull an ‘I surrender, suckers!’ with a well-laid plan.
 
@trueblue02
 
Ba-zing

“What you see before you is the product of several thousand bits and favors from fancypant’s water purification co.”
 

 

 
Noone really cares about the work you had done over engorged milk factory.

@40kponyguy  
Yes

@ShimmeringStallion  
I like that show too.

@Trahzo  
Yes, though my gif is better. :P

@ShimmeringStallion  
No! I referring to Rosari + Vampire! When Kurumu’s mom fought Mizore’s mom and Kurumu’s mom used her breasts as a ranged weapon.

@Trahzo  

@brony-in-denial  
Breasts Missiles of Rage!!! Do you know what anime that came from?

@brony-in-denial  
So she’s one of Dr. Evil’s Fembots… but upgraded.

@Wyvrex21  
If she’s a cyborg, then her boobs are really a chest mounted missile array.

@Dawn Blast  
Well, I get the feeling they’re the “Erase all evidence”-type of people…

@TheAscendent  
Well Spike IS last dragon. So killing him might cause a scandal.

“Oh goddess, she’s monologuing now”  
Me: “… The Incredibles was a good movie… I hope the sequel’s good…”

I’m gonna call it right now: Ms. 00284 is some manner of highly advanced Terminator-like cyborg and she doesn’t have the back pain that her knockers would suggest because her spine is made of reinforced titanium or something. Being a cyborg might also explain her apparent boob-sock armor, as normal clothing does not work that way.

@FanOfMostEverything  

 
Farming must have been tough for tomatoes.

@40kponyguy  
Well, I can see where you’re coming from because I remember thinking the same. Except that:  
1°) she’s clearly an earth pony (no horn)  
2°) her colors are completely different (see >>532203).

@lance blazer  
Then she will try to kill him for mutiny.

@Trahzo  
I don’t know what if spike don’t want to go.

Why keep Spike alive? I doubt Celestia even cares about him at this stage, and Fancypants could consider him a traitor since he’s been captured by what are essentially terrorists and hasn’t been harmed or restrained. I would call that suspicious. Obviously the briefcase and it’s contents are essential, but why ask for Spike? Why do I feel that Twilight or Rarity have done a switch and replaced the contents with a bomb, teleporting spike away before it detonates.

Considering that most of the world is surrounded by sea water, water purification and making it consumable would be a vital business in this dystopian future.

@animefan14  
Well, it does in this setting. In “Putting Your Hoof Down,” one or two bits bought three tomatoes.

@vevans0009
 
Good catch. And think about it, remember that Fancypants was gonna pay Spike 50,000 in bits for just transporting that briefcase to New Baltimare (obviously he won’t get that now)
 
think about this: the price of gold currently is approx. $1,118 an ounce. If a bit is just an ounce pure gold, think about what 50,000 pieces of 1 oz. bit coins would be worth in real money–approx $55 million. So even if the bits coins could have 0.1 oz of pure gold, that’s still a sum of $5.5 million. Basically ‘thousands of bits’ to them is equivalent to ‘millions and millions of dollars’ to us.
 
Long story short–one single bit apparently does go a really long way in their world.

Why would you TELL people “As soon as I get what I want, I am going to kill you”?
 
Like, seriously, that is completely counter to any form of negotiation.
 
-Lumino