Oh, I know who you are, Chris Hanson, but see, I call you Chris Handsome. I watch your TV show all the time. So you can go ahead & bring in those cameras and royal guards waiting outside, it doesn’t make me any difference. Now, I tell you what: I like you, and I want you. Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way; the choice is yours. My wings are so pretty.
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Now I get it.
…I swallowed my gum from that.
Fuck you, that was hilarious.
Federal Booru of Investigation?