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In honor of the holidays and Smartybelle, we should all take the time to purchase a pack of marshmallows, and then throw them away.
I’m hungarian, and I said I don’t want love, so just leave me alone and go on with your life.
Let’s go beyond that, shall we?
And don’t worry! The US just legalized same-sex marriage recently!
You’ll be fine.
I have friends in real life, most of them are my old classmates from school, my best friend is still my best friend!
you need friends, then.
You don’t tell me how to live my life, OK? I’m asexual and I will stay one. Love never interested me.
… You need a girlfriend.
Or in the least, know an actual girl other than your mom.
No, I live alone with my 3 cats. My life is still very good. I don’t need a girlfriend. (EXPECT FOR LYRA WAIFU)
… So, you still live with your parents?
…
_That wasn’t funny, HJSDGCE. I’m 27 years old, and a bachelor…because he was a good little boy and necro’d more than his quota of threads for the month.
Gee, McDonalds drink! How come your parents lets you have 3 cats?
I actually have 3 cats.
“Tom I’m standing in front of the jelly school, where officials claim they do have room for this little hater girl.”
If anyone of you guys dare, go check out www.merryholidays.org
(Like all good things, it’s EXTREMELY NSFW)
*clicks link
*posted one hour ago
See the dear Princess Molestia’s post