How come she isn’t in my bed? That would be way more in character

@BronyAirman2552  
He isn’t lying.

@Background Pony #DD7E  
Holy shit, that’s dark.

@BronyAirman2552  

 
Magic? And some serious writing chops. Be ready not to see your friends and family for a couple weeks, because that is the longest story I have ever read. heck, longer than any of the anthologies of novels I’ve ever read. “Project Horizons” is longer than the Chronicles of NarniaThe Harry Potter series, and the “Lord of the Rings” COMBINED!! I’d recommend reading it for the bragging rights alone. Being an amazingly told story that punches you repeatedly in the heart and somehow leaves you craving more is just the cherry on top.

@tm2dragon  
It’s even more depressing?!?! How is that even possible?!?!

@BronyAirman2552  

 
As long as you’re okay with having your heart ripped out and stomped on with terrifying frequency, it’s an AMAZING read. Probably more so than the first Fallout Equestria, though quite a bit darker (as impossible as it may seem).

I only read the regular fallout equestria (best fanfic ever), I haven’t read project horizon yet.

@tm2dragon  
You, you’re a rebel. I like you.

Find a gun and shoot her. As we all know, the quickest way to become bestest best friends with Blackjack is to cause her grievous bodily harm. It’s practically a requirement to have shot her at LEAST once!

<rule 7>

@Princess Luna  
Huh. I had the only clean response out of six.

Apparently noone here ever learned of rule #7 before taking the bronybait/haterbait.

Have sex with her. Everyone else in the book is

Fuck her

Enjoy the 30 seconds I get of snuggling before she puts a magic bullet through my skull for invading touching her person while she is intoxicated. (Worth it)

We’ll bang, okay?

Snuggles and X Games.

Sell her to a glue factory, then pack up and move.

Hug the fucker loving shit out of her

@ColgateFIM  
Bitch?

@Vexd
 
Well, she didn’t SHOOT any kids…she almost beat one to death with her bare hooves though. Completely different.

This is that Fallout OC that shot some kids, right? Yeah, running out of the room, quickly.

I’d get a large glass of water (and possibly some orange juice) for her & start frying some eggs. That’s about all I know how to do to help with a hangover and establish that I, the strange creature that’s one of the first things she sees when she wakes up, am not something she needs to kill.
 
After that, I’d answer any questions she has about where she is & try to figure out how she came to be here as soon as she’s feeling better. I’ve always been more of an explosives guy than a firearms guy out of necessity (It’s not too hard to make a crappy, barely functional gun, but it is VERY hard to make a decent one. However, If you’re smart and just lack machining tools it’s much more reasonable to manufacture explosives and incendiary devices), but I’m sure we’d both enjoy talking guns.
 
After that, I don’ really know.

Have her take me with her to Equestria, of course!