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Driving while pony.”
True, very true. I feel a little violated whenever they stop me for a frisking.
I don’t even get why they’re doing it. I mean, I’ve got no pockets, but they always stop me… Is it the beard? It is the beard, right? Ah, ponyfeathers.
Stop the madness.
“Well, now that you asked, I can’t. Thanks for that.”
“…How’re you reaching the pedals?”
“I… good question.”
“Thank you, officer obvious. Is there anything else you’d like to report?”