Twilight: I never seen like this place before.  
Unico: Yeah, I just got out of this place, I don’t wanna go back in!  
Scoots: Shh! You just have to trust me. It’s the only way.

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Notesworthy: And now, back to “The Unico That Saved Hearth’s Warming”.

@Background Pony #F731  
“You’ve been very naughty! And I’ve got a list!”
 
Pointdexter: “Did you claim that?” takes the last cookie away
 
“Merry Hearth’s Warming!”

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Trixie: Wait a minute! I can explain!  
Granny: We’ve changed!  
Sparkle Hooves/Santwi: Nopony messes with Santa! You know that, don’t you?

@Background Pony #FC51  
Twilight/Santa: “I’m Santa! And I’ve come to bring you gifts. Oh yes! I’ve come to bring you gifts! And I’ve come to stuff your stockings! Ho ho ho ho! And I’ve come to jiggle my belly, and wiggle my nose. Hey, wait a minute! Isn’t that my belt? And what are you doing with my hat!? So you’re the ones!”

@Background Pony #F731  
Pinkie: It’s finally Santa! It’s finally him/her! At last, the one who brings presents for a pink pony like me, a good pink pony like me!

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and enter, Santa Hooves!

@Background Pony #F731  
Granny Smith:Uh oh

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Pointdexter: I’m from the IRS. And I’ve come to tax your-  
Pinkie slams the door; Trixie falls once more  
Pinkie: Oh, Santa%! I can’t wait for you to come, I just can’t wait for you to come%!

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Pinkie: Oh, Santa~!  
Granny: I’m a viking~!  
Pinkie:I can’t wait for you to come, I just can’t wait for you to come, and I’ve got a cookie, a yummy cookie! Just for you for you for when you come, only for you for when you come!”  
Granny:“I’m a viking! And I’ve come to take your land! Oh yes! I’ve come to take your land! To share a cookie. A yummy cookie, Though I’d like to soil your quilts. I’d like to share my wilts.  
Both: “Because it’s Hearth’s Warming!” ding ding  
knock knock knock  
Pinkie:“Could that be Santa? Could that be him? Could it be the one who brings presents for a pink pony like me? A good pink pony like me!” Hits Trixie by accident again with the door  
Narrator:Pinkie was now greeted by an agent of the internal revenue service.
 
Pinkie:Who are you?

@Background Pony #F731  
“I don’t have land. I don’t have crops my viking friend. But I have cookies, two yummy cookies. I don’t had vessels! But please take this, my viking friend. Eat one of these, my viking friend. They are for Santa, but you may have one.”
 
“The viking is also touched by Pinkie’s good will. But Pinkie’s thoughts are still with Santa.”

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Trixie: falls

@Background Pony #F731  
Granny Smith: “I’m a viking! And I’ve come to take your land! Oh yes! I’ve come to take your land! And I’ve come to burn your crops and steal your vessels! And I’ve come to step on your chickens. And soil your quilts! Oy. Oy.”
 
Narrator: “Although frightened by the intruder. In the spirit of Hearth’s Warming, Pinkie makes an offering.”

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Pinkie: ! Who are you??

@Background Pony #F731  
“I can’t wait for you to come, I just can’t wait for you to come, and I’ve got cookies, 2 yummy cookies! Just for you for you for when you come, only for you for when you come!”
 
“I came to rob your bank. Oh yes! I came to rob your bank! To share a cookie. A yummy cookie. Though I’d love to take your dimes. Perhaps another time!”
 
Both: “Because it’s Hearth’s Warming!” ding ding
 
knock knock knock
 
“Could that be Santa? Could that be him? Could it be the one who brings presents for a pink pony like me? A good pink pony like me!” Hits Trixie by accident with the door
 
“Once again, it is not Santa that has come to Pinkie’s door, but this time a savage Norsemare.”

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Pinkie: Oh, Santa~!  
Trixie: I’m a robber~!

@Background Pony #F731  
“The bank robber is truly touched by Pinkie’s good will. But Pinkie, although momentarily distracted, is still excited about seeing Santa.”

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Pinkie: I’m not a banker, I have no bank, my robbing friend, but I have cookies, 3 yummy cookies%! And I don’t have nickles%, but please take this, my robbing friend%. Eat one of these, my robbing friend%. They are for Santa, but you may have one~…gives cookie to Trixie

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“Although frightened by the intruder. In the spirit of Hearth’s Warming, Pinkie makes an offering.”

@Background Pony #F731  
Trixie:I’m a bank robber. And I’m here to rob your bank.Oh yes I’m here to rob your bank and I’m here to take your dimes and swipe your nickels. So step aside you silly pony. And let me in.

@Jack-Rabbit2SB  
Pinkie: ! Who are you?

@Background Pony #F731  
Knock knock knock
 
“Could that be Santa? Could that be him? Could it be the one who brings presents for a pink pony like me? A good pink pony like me!”
 
“Pinkie is surprised to be greeted not by Santa, but a crafty bank robber.”

@Jack-Rabbit2SB  
Pinkie: Oh, Santa%! I can’t wait for you to come%, I just can’t wait for you to come%, and I’ve got cookies%, 3 yummy cookies%! Just for you when you come, only for when you come%…Because it’s Hearth’s Warming~!

@Background Pony #F731  
“It’s Hearth’s Warming Eve. And Pinkie’s anxiously awaiting the arrival of Santa Hooves with a plate of cookies.”

Noteworthy: The Unico that Saved Hearth’s Warming will be right back after this break!  
Narrator: And now it’s time for Silly Songs with Pinkie, the part of the show where Pinkie comes out and sings a Silly Song.