@Zincy  
My OC rebelled against the elder gods and killed them all, then used their energy to create the elements of harmony. Also, my OC is Princess Celestia’s father, was Starswirl’s mentor, and whipped up a Korean BBQ that would change your life.

He’s not a man, not a god, he’s like something much higher  
Ladies call him lover and the men all call him sire  
Not born of woman, he came to us from space  
His only purpose on this Earth is destroying your face  
In the 1600’s had this planet on lockdown  
Opens his mouth and delivers a sweet sound
 
Disrespect definitely garners a beatdown  
Commit crime in his city, your ass better skip town  
Doesn’t need a jury, cause his word is the law  
Couldn’t be more direct if he carried a chainsaw  
Has laser vision and the power of flight  
But he won’t be caught dead in some pussy-ass tights
 
Super intellect, created the symbol for pi  
Shot 87 times, but legends cannot die  
Gonna need a TEC-9, a DEagle and a Glock  
But none of that compares to his power of rock
 
My OC is the best. His name is Jones McFly and I based him off myself.
 
(For those that don’t get the reference, go here and thank me later)

Oh yeah, well my self insert makes great smoothies and can bake you a cheesecake… because I can actually make a rather good smoothie and I can bake a cheesecake. Don’t believe me Dashie? Well you can come over in a few days and I’ll bake you a cheesecake you tell me what you think.

… Mine’s a starving author…  
He doesn’t fight crime, he’s got no romantic entanglements, he doesn’t go on adventures and he lives in Manehattan. His life’s goal is to completely ignore every bit of adventure Equestria can offer.

Well, my OC is the best!  
He’s a combonation of Twilight, Rainbow, Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, Pinkie, Derpy, Dr Whooves, Lyra, Bon Bon, Octavia, Vinyl, Fleetfoot, Big Mac, Celestia, Discord, Spitfire, Soarin’, Luna, Scootaloo, Diamond Tiara, Apple Bloom, Babs Seed, Chrysalis, King Sombra, Stawswirl, Sweetie Belle, Button Mash, Spike, Garble, Crackle, Giant Crab, Silver Spoon, Sonic the Hedgehog, Nightmare Everything, Sunset Shimmer, Gilda, Trixie, Lightning Dust, Snowflake, Raindrops, Hal Jordan, Cloudchaser, Aloe, Lotus, Zecora, Steven Magnet, Superman, Naruto, Steve, Tom the Rock, Diapers and Lazer Barbeque Sauce.
 
Yep, I said, it. LAZER BARBEQUE SAUCE.

@DanielTepesKraus
 
I’m sure the Elder Gods that can behold her will think it’s absolutely garish.

You cannot even grasp the true form of my OC. Her color scheme consists of spectrums invisible to the human eye, and they still manage to clash most violently.

Sadly I think this is exactly the kind of fan character RD would make
 
And her name would be Color Rush.

Do you even pony creator?
 
#getthisnooboutofhere

@PaskaNaakka  
Lazers are just like Lasers but like 10x mor bad ass cuz they the letter Z in the name

@PaskaNaakka  
Only if it makes my OC cooler than Rarity’s.

@Pashoo  
Do lazer beams make things lazier?

@PaskaNaakka  
Don’t sass me, boy. My OC has lazer eyes, wings, and can make the best smoothies, and could totally take you in a fight.

@Packer dash 52  
In fact, forget the OC! Aw, screw the whole thing.

@Pashoo  
It’s laser. Lazer doesn’t mean anything.

oh yeah? well i’m going to make a oc. and my oc will be made of blackjack and hookers

Because of the wording, I can assume that both the eyes and wings are lazers, and it’d still be grammatically correct.

But is she black and red, that’s important.

Basing your OC off your father isn’t a good idea, Rainbow.