@Background Pony #2A0D  
:insert JackTHerbert reference here:

^ Why thank you for your clopfic input good sir.

noise from being closed door  
bang bang bang bang  
Drako:  
Slow down Aardie.  
bang bang bang  
RD:  
grunting is that the best you got  
bang bang  
Drako:  
don’t use your best tricks right away. make them beg for it. ew you’re all sweaty already.  
Pow Qwester overhears on swings the door open  
Pow Qwester:  
what the hell is going on here?!  
Drako and RD are standing next to each other with a naked guy gagged and tied to the wall by duct tape. John Samer is filming scene with a studio camera  
RD:  
this isn’t what it looks like  
Pow runs away screaming  
Drako:  
can we get back to tenderizing the rapist now? Or should we use the cattle prod?  
John Samer:  
this whole scene is full of innuendos. i think i’ll have to rewrite it. You’re supposed to be torturing this guy to death but now i feel dirty. especially how Pow reacted to it. Why does he have to be naked anyway?  
RD:  
he turned up like that  
Drako:  
kick him in the balls a few times and then we’ll put some clothes on him and shoot this again.

(Slaps BP) Enough

Since nobody else is saying it, then I will…  
I WANNA CUM INSIDE RAINBOW DASH

Nah

You betcha, Dashie!
 
No questions, and no fancy words… Let’s just make some sweet love! <3 <3 <3 <3

Me: fangasms  
jumps in bed with Rainbow Dash & has awesome sex.

bah, you just need to prove yourself gets in bed

not. sorry, i accidentaly hit enter. point is, dashie is awesome

woah, she’s awesome. you are

MASCFAM is a strange word.

Uh Dash. You might have to fly me there. I can’t stand on clouds.
 
Oh shit. How am I even here?

is a cunt who only lives for the sake of her own ego?

Buck off.She ain’t got nothing on Unicorns master race.