(Desert Sage was just walking in the park, when suddenly, she is blinded by a flash of light! When she opened her eyes, Her hands & feet are tied up,causing her to fall into the grass.)
 
Desert Sage: Hey! what’s going on here?(a stranger wearing sunglasses puts bunny ears on her head)
 
Random Guy: Offical playboy business(He then puts a tail plug right into her butt)
 
Desert Sage: Eeek!(She feels the wedgie pain while the Stranger runs alway, She looks at her rear)
 
Desert Sage: groans this could not get anymore embarrassing.
 
Mircochip: um, you do know that your fluff butt is showing?
 
Desert Sage:blushes in embarassment & giggles H-hi Micro.