“OK now, let’s see… opens the Book of Diarrhea and clears her throat ‘Warning: You must be seated on a toilet as every text you read, your bowels will imitate the same thing.’ Well, I am on my toilet and that’s a good thing. Now then, turns to the first page You are feeling comfortable as you sit on the toilet when your stomach let out a loud growl. stomach growls loudly Huh?.. Well that was unexpected… Anyway, and as you felt your little roar in your tummy, your bottom will let out a big fart farts loudly Whoa! No wonder why the warning said to be on the toilet. turns to the next page You will now feel a bit unsteady until another poot will come out with some of your poop. farts out a turd Wow! This book really is something. Oh, here’s the good part. Suddenly, you let out a whole lot of your diarrhea really loud and your bottom will be messier than ever. farting and pooping for a couple seconds Dear Sweet Celestia! I’m liking this new book already! No wonder why Trixie gave it to me for free!”