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Credit to Snicky for the idea for the second part!
Why not just install a slide? Quick, painless, animated fun!
Regulatory requirement, actually. Constructing a labyrinth in the San Francisco Bay Area requires you to devote at least 20% of the available hallspace as affordable dwellings for local dungeon-fauna.
This sh*t right here is why this region has a housing crisis.
Well, at least the minotaur will have something to read.
I assume all labyrinths come with minotaurs, either as part of the construction process or just kind of showing up after it’s established.
Maybe I can save space and money by building a gigantic labyrinth to fit as much hall as possible into a smaller square footage.
If you see a news story in a few weeks about a guy in California who died of exhaustion and dehydration after getting lost inside his own maze, know that I perished doing what I loved.
That’s why you have to buy a moving walkway like the ones you would see in airports.
Or just dig a very deep shaft.
Or just a really long one.
You are a GOD.
Now all I have to do is get a loan for the purchase.
And a very, very big house.
lol
Genius. Bulk orders mean reduced postage costs on those wooden frames.
Second.
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