Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post (pony version)

Tree Hugger smokes crack rocks

Tree Hugger was originally called Weed Smoker, but Hasbro thought that if they called her that then children in houses would randomly explode. That’s why Fashion Plate is no longer overweight.

G5 will be a hard R.

Rainbow Dash and Applejack tried to be teacher of the month, but Fluttershy took it again? Damn, they really took the L.

@ILoveMyoozik  
Even with an assist from Fluttershy.

Combine >>1703898 (deleted)’s front hooves with >>1968142’s back hooves  
>>1703898p (deleted)  

I made this gif
 

 
Yes, that’s my general response to that drama.

 

 
S CLUUUUUUUUUB (THERE AIN’T NO PARTY LIKE AN S CLUB PARTY!!)
 
S stands for “students” in this case

Seriously, imagine if gen 5 of MLP was rated R.

@Meanlucario  
That would be badass.

@Meanlucario  
Did you mean Totally Legit Recap: G5 Edition?

@Vivace  
No idea what that is, though likely not.

@Meanlucario  
Hopefully they go for at least a G rating this time…

@Wiimeiser  
I don’t think it was ever below G (except for gen 3.5, but we don’t talk about that).

@Vivace  
That is, if DWK is interested in watching G5.

About 2-3 years ago I took mushrooms at 3am and watched MLP for the entire duration of it.

DT is probably bad with animals.

Decided I’d post this list of fake leaks I made. A couple, and the mood of the list as a whole, are based on what may be an actual leak, though  
1. Sep-11. Return of Tambelon, Part 1. Grogar & Scorpan  
2. Sep-11. Return of Tambelon, Part 2. Grogar & Scorpan  
3. Sep-28. Pet Sitter Cat. Pet episode, features a cat named Kaye*  
4. Oct-05. We’re the Fans of Maud, Yo! Pinkie & Maud Episode**  
5. Oct-10. Adventure!. Episode 200 Special**  
6. Oct-19. The Wind Faker. Imposter episode. Ties up some loose ends*  
7. Oct-26. Last Sumo in Ponyville. CMC help a pink colt get a sumo wrestling cutie mark. Also has subplots with Discord and an electric toothbrush, and the Pillars and Student 6 interacting. Ties up some loose ends  
8. Nov-02. Hello, Cousin. Manehattan epiode, map episode calls Applejack and Apple Bloom to Manehattan. Babs Seed confirmed non-canon, and finale foreshadowing. Ties up some loose ends  
9. Nov-09. Gallus Run. Gabby returns, Griffonstone becomes cyberpunk. Ties up some loose ends  
10. Nov-16. A Blurry Flurry. The episode revealing the Ashlands timeline. Ties up some loose ends  
11. Nov-30. It’s Raining Cupcakes, Halelujah. Parody of Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs. Ties up some loose ends*  
12. Dec-25. The New Hearth’s Warming Eve. Christmas episode. Ties up some loose ends*  
13. Jan-01. Sleep of Faith. Sleeping Beauty Episode. Ties up some loose ends*  
14. Apr-11. Who Turned Out the Lights? An episode that takes place entirely in the dark***  
15. Apr-18. Dashes to Ashes. A map episode. Also the episode where Rainbow Dash is replaced with stock G3 vectors***  
16. Apr-25. Princess Chrysalis. Parody of The Emoji Movie. Also the Chrysalis Redemption episode, she becomes Thorax’s chambermaid and she changes her name to Princess Chrysalis  
17. May-02. The Flim Flam Philosophy. An otherwise normal Flim & Flam-based episode that features a scene consisting of characters floating across actual video game screenshots. Ties up some loose ends  
18. May-09. Pip On Truckin’. An episode that ties in with Fallout 76 (seriously? Seriously.) Plot involves Pipsqueak and a cat named Kaye  
19. May-16. Leak Plugger. An episode bashing the fandom again, this time for the leak  
20. May-23. Twilight Takes a Break. Map episode, PikaPetey Leak episode, and the first episode by number to air early internationally. Ties up some loose ends***  
21. May-30. From Misery to Happiness. Parody of Shrek. Also a map episode  
22. Jun-06. Codename 404. Blank slot (this episode doesn’t exist)* (No, for real, it apparently doesn’t)  
23. Jun-13. Aunt Misbehavin’. Scootaloo’s family, may be a map episode. Ties up all the remaining CMC loose ends**  
24. Jun-20. Winona Provider. Winona gives birth. Also ties up the loose ends that the previous loose ends episodes didn’t (Except anything with “diamond” in it, though we see Tom again)*  
25. Jul-04. Glow and Glimmer Moon, Part 1. Finale, will air 6 months early in Finland and 24 days early in Australia, Part 2 will not air early in either case due to intervention from Hasbro  
26. Jul-04. Glow and Glimmer Moon, Part 2. Finale.
 
Many of the episode titles are references. 14 and 15 are based on comments on a Pikapetey video on Youtube.
 
*Part of the leak I saw earlier
 
**Inevitable
 
***Based on Pikapetey video comments

@Wiimeiser
 
Yeah, those alleged “leak” titles sound incredibly fake.

@Wiimeiser  
Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhh…

@Jarkes  
@ILoveMyoozik  
I made the all titles myself. The only things I didn’t make up were the Sleeping Beauty and Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs parodies, the imposter and Christmas episodes, the blank slot, Grogar and Scorpan being villains, and Winona getting pregnant and giving birth. Magma-Fox can tell you more.

@Wiimeiser
 
No, I mean the ones you said actually were in the supposed “leak” also sound fake.

@Wiimeiser  
Some these are fake as hell but interesting as hell as well!
 
Pikapetey sometimes likes to play around with the fandom. (That means those episodes must be fake).
 
The first two titles were weird while the rest were really well-made (Congrats on that).
 
The dates are alright for me, it gives me nostalgia. But at the same time is way to good to be true.
 
Episode 14 and 19 seem to be really interesting.
 
Most of the episodes were they are trying to reference a movie/show could be fake.
 
Episode 24 has to be definitely fake.
 
Episode 23 should not be aired in case is real (I can feel the drama from here).
 
The last 2 episodes could be amazing and really bad at the same time. Why Glow and Starlight and not Mane 6???
 
In conclusion: At least 85% of these episodes must be fake as most of it are fan-scripted. You did good for almost all titles to be honest. And Hasbro better not mess this season up.
 
Also where you get this info? I need it.

@SGX-II  

 
Some of it came from this comment and a few others are either confirmed or from comments on a Pikapetey video. The rest I just made up