Suggestion and bullshitting thread(NSFW,hangout, rp suggestions, sheet posting, venting

honestly tho, there was a phenomenon a month or two back of random users jumping unto servers to spam porn everywhere then leave. There were fears this would soon happen in Derpibooru RP, so the bot’s greater purpose overall is to act as an active countermeasure against incidents like those.
 
~^It’s completely safe tho, I swaer.

@Pizzamovies  
I WILL FUCKING END YOU. I WILL FUCK YOU UP

@Kratek
 
You’re not even allowed to tell the bot to fuck off, lmao.

@Chef Unionista ZGU  
If I wanted I could just @ threats of pouring molten wax across it’s circuits, then rest assured in the assumption that whoever programs it sees the post.
 
~^Fuggin’ roh-bahts >:v

@Jinx  

 
Bruh you’re too late there lmao

@HatOfDisguise  
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@Kratek  
aww yis  
never seen that image but that’s aroundabout what I had in mind, yeh
 
Good Kratek. Here, 🥩

@HatOfDisguise  
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@Jinx  
Hugs fix everything. BUT NOT THE HATE I HAVE FOR YOU DEMON SPAWN

@Pizzamovies  
(need we feed the pizza to the snakes again?)

@Pizzamovies  
I know you love me. Your hate only feeds me.

@Pizzamovies  

 
Why do I hear DMC music in the background?

@Jinx  
with a fork or a spoon?  
and can you spare a bowlful for a kobold

@HatOfDisguise  
I prefer feeding the jinx with a 12 foot spear.

@Pizzamovies  
I like spears. Theyre rich in metals.

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@Jinx  
Fuck off

My home is meticulously clean, my plumbing is perfectly sealed with no hint of sewer gasses, but when I just walked past my bathroom, I heard swishing noises coming from within the toilet.
 
When I turned on the light, I saw at least four fucking l o r g e cockroaches either crawling around the toilet’s lid or swimming inside the bowl. Gonna have to incinerate my whole house, now. ^%.__.%  

I really, really hope they’re not somehow crawling up the drainpipe, but as I was searching around the bathroom I heard another one start swimming in the now-poison-filled bowl water. I think they’re coming through there because of the cold weather.
 
This is not fine at all. Since the Amazon rainforest has been getting burned for so long, did all the insects from there decide to move into the woods behind my backyard, or something? Why is this happening???

@Kratek
 
Fortunately for you my friend. I have a solution.  

It can’t be because of squalid neighbors, because I know they aren’t.
 
It can’t be my own house, because I’m squeamish enough of them potentially biting me that I routinely keep everything cleanly and non-roach-habitable (clean garbage cans, no warm humid spaces, nothing that collects drinkable condensation, etc)
 
It can’t be because of anything clogging my house’s pipes, since I routinely pour down boiled water once a week, and once every month drain cleaner. (or maybe they were just attracted to the sitting water inside the toilet bowl)
 
The only big congregations I can guess is that they’re living inside vacant termite colonies of hollowed-out oak trees behind my backyard. I assume this because I’ve actually seen that shit happen to a lone tree within an empty lot in my neighborhood.  
_{(|| During a late afternoon one time, it looked almost like a scene from Pitch Black when a bunch started flying out. ^**.___.** ||)}

“They have taken the bathrooms, and the hall. We have barred the living room, but cannot hold them for long.”
 
“The ground shakes…drums, drums in the foul sewers.”
 
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_“We cannot get out. The shadows move in the dark. We cannot get out. They are coming.(Here Lies Balin LOTR 1.16 [HD 1080p])
 
_{Seriously going to call an exterminator, tho. But on the bright side I spent the day barbecuing with my m8’s. ^{- ,-}}

Name: Savali  
Age: ?  
Sex: Female  
Race: Demon  
Appearance: will often take on a pure white color though can become a midnight black if needed

@Jinx  
PURGE THE DEMON IN HOLY FIRE!!!
 
Also an actual MLP related character? PREPARE TO BE ILLUSTRATED IN HOLY COLOR.