Sunset:Can we PLEASE stop talking about twilight-I mean for celestia sack she’s not even here most of the time!  
Applejack:I mean to be honest here she’s not wrong and i’m the element of honesty.  
Sunset looks at Aria  
Sunset:Now i’m going to crush you.You smug c@#t.  
Everyone looks at sunset with horror on their faces and Adagio is in shock.  
Aria:sighs…Yup  
Aria punches Sunset.

Sunset: well if it isn’t twin tails and cheese puff.  
Aria: im going to break her arms  
Adagio: Kinda proving his point twin tails  
Aria: Shut up cheese puff!

good one

@Dirty_Bit
 
Human Twilight:  
(Face palm)  
“Oh GREAT…There’s more of them…”
 
Princess Twilight:  
“You are KIDDING me…! Are there ANYMORE of you  
that we DON’T know about!?”
 
EQG Braeburn:  
“Nope, it’s only us. Plus the other one in  
Crystal Prep’s sub-lab”
 
Princess Twilight:  
“ENOUGH! I have HAD it with these monkey-fighting  
villains in this Monday-to-Friday dimension!!”

@Background Pony #FA01
 
Banjo theme plays before turning sinister

[Meanwhile, DEEP below Crystal Prep Academy]  
Principal Cinch:  
“Well, it’s a GOOD thing I hook myself up to this supercomputer. I  
should probably the senior students for that…. Now…WHAT to do  
with the Dazzlings going rogue? Perhaps I’ll start with ‘Plan B’;  
Summoning Lord Tirek”
 
(Realizes the portal isn’t working)
 
Principal Cinch:  
“That’s going to take some time, at least…”  
(Sees pod chambers)  
“Oh well…I suppose it’s time for ‘Plan C’…”

@8bit22  
Cinch’s head: Say, could have of you perhaps spare a-(Adagio crushes Her head to pieces before walking to Sonata’s pod)
 
Spike: So does this mean they’re on our side-
 
 
Rainbow Dash: (Scream of pure rage as she ponies up and blasts the lab)
 
Spike: (Dives out of the way)AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

@SSJWolverine  
You cannot ride in the back. Sonata has called shotgun.

Adagio: Okay, here’s my idea: First car that comes our way, we… appropriate it.  
Aria: Ugh! And all the way out here in the boonies. It’s probably gonna be a semi.  
Adagio: (GASP!) Oh, I hope it’s a truck. What do you think, Sonata?  
Sonata: Will it help us kill Twilight Sparkle?  
Adagio: I dunno. I guess you can hit her pretty hard with it.  
Sonata: Then I hope it’s a truck too.

AD: So am I alone or did that not explain anything?!  
Flash: His name is Tirek. He’s a centaur that Cinch brought from Equestria!  
AD: Oh he’s from Equestria! Sure! And I’m a police chief!  
SD: That sounds like fun.  
AB: CAN WE FOCUS!?

Cinch: Don’t you dare! I am your master and you will do what I say!  
Adagio: … I’m sorry. Can you repeat that? I think the ear thing is back.  
Cinch: I said. “I AM YOUR MASTER!! AND YOU WILL DO WHAT I-” gets stabbed in the heart by Adagio’s hand  
Adagio: Sorry, Teach! decapitates Cinch with a kick Just following orders.. grins

SD: are we gonna kill twilight sparkle now?  
AD: man we really need to find you a hobby.  
SD: inquiring hobby. (eats a taco).

@Mori
 
@umfodrol
 
Midnight Sparkle: When I’m done absorbing you two, I’ll kill everyone in the world…Even the other Twilight Sparkle laugh
 
Sonata Dusk: Would you care to repeat that, please? punch

SD: “Sure is a lot of not killing Twilight Sparkle going on right now. You know what would fix that?”  
AB: “Is it killing Twilight Sparkle?”  
SD: “A good old rousing round of killing Twilight Sparkle!”

@TheAbridgenator
 
“Ah’d tip my hat to ya…If Ah had one!”

@Background Pony #BA52  
Made it specifically for this comment section. XD

@TheAbridgenator  
Did you just make that or did you have that just lying around

“What is this?”  
“That’s a taco.”  
“A … taco? … I like … taco.”

Chose the perfect characters for this.